Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

Gear.

If you’ve ever gotten a boner before You. Are. Guilty.

My husband’s pussy during oral

People reblogging dungeon meshi posts and going “I don’t go here but”. Well? Fix that then.

the smash or pass blog isn't active any more so i have to take matters into my own hands

reblogs help sample size

accidentally became a real life gimmick blog by noting all the instances this man said a word beginning with i while he was speaking

lt “out of touch” columbo

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them