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hobgirl · 2 hours
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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hobgirl · 2 hours
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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?
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hobgirl · 2 hours
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I just got a call back about a job that, I can not stress this enough, I applied to in 2017.
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hobgirl · 10 hours
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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me
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hobgirl · 10 hours
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(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none
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hobgirl · 10 hours
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NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM
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hobgirl · 1 day
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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hobgirl · 1 day
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hobgirl · 1 day
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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him
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hobgirl · 1 day
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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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hobgirl · 2 days
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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hobgirl · 2 days
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hey babes remember how last time you went to karaoke you discovered you had a throat infection on the day of your reservation? and know how you're going to karaoke again on tuesday? sure would be a shame if you were to get another throat infection. lol jk........ unless? 👀
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hobgirl · 2 days
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CHAPPELL ROAN PHOTOGRAPHED BY KIRT BARNETT FOR POLYESTER ZINE
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hobgirl · 2 days
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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out
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