I didn’t know shit about shit about Watcher until it was all over Twitter and YouTube and after watching the video yesterday, the only response I can come up with is

because what the fuck do you mean you’re going to make your fans pay $6 a month for your stupid ass streaming service during a time period where people are struggling and dropping streaming services left and right to afford to live. Not to mention international fans that can and will be charged more due to exchange rates and the fact that they’ve got their own hardships. Plus what about Patreon??? Will the patrons there have to pay for the subscription to the streaming site?? Holy shit way to burn your entire shit to the ground

We’re Leaving YouTube

Okay I don’t follow Smosh very closely, but Shayne and Courtney seem to have gotten married (??????) and because it’s April Fool’s Day, I can’t tell if it’s real (good for them) or just a bit (they got me) holy fuck

Hello, Do-gooders!

I'm so upset and so impressed with Mikey and Mace what the fuck guys

NARRATOR??????? YOUR NARRATOR????? ?????????

Can I just say the Glasgow Wonka experience is something Carnival Lecroux would try and pull off

They were talking about it on stream the other day and I'm curious

For simplicity's sake, BDW has Hyrja and Stardust has Kavir and Dandy, they're all at the same level, and they can use all their weapons and magical items

I’ve been rewatching Edge of Midnight

and holy shit I would CRY if my ex said to me what the Duchess says to Marius after he tries to take the deal with Ceithlenn.

“Marius, you are fool if you think I would let you succumb to someone so easily. No, my sweet love. You are mine and mine alone. You don’t take me into lands further away and expect to throw me away like trash. I will have you. All of you.”

Beneath Dark Wings Episode 33 Spoilers/Talk of Edge of Midnight

I’m so sorry, but knowing Jericho’s gross old crow is Virgil Zurn/Raum and knowing it was because he was stupid enough to think he could back out of a deal with a demon makes him SO MUCH LESS SCARY. Like, my god, imagining this crow being so INFINITELY PISSED because he got fucked over by his own decisions is very funny. Virgil is literally just an angry old man stuck as a pissy little bird creature, like, sir, what the fuck did you think would happen when you did that?

I don't know why I keep picturing Andy's characters as short. Felix said he was six foot and I automatically went "nu-uh"

Hey, Mikey? Hey, dude, you can’t ominously react to my statements about Revali and Zurn like that. I’m losing my mind

My manager sent a group text because she feels “disrespected” because the liquor order didn’t get put away until two days later and like lmao there’s only one person constantly and consistently disrespecting you and you refuse to do anything about her so 🤷‍♀️. You tell her to stop coming in an hour early, she still does it. You tell her she needs to stop stocking Pepsi/Coke when she first gets here, she still does it. You see her ring a bunch of liquor up and then return it for Fetch points and you do nothing when it should’ve been her third write up in the last year. This is on YOU.

scientific studies must be held to understand what andy flynn put into Torbek that makes everyone go insane over him

For some reason my brain has latched into the idea of Imiria Devildance being a descendant of Capriccio DeSesto and I fully blame it on the way Mikey describes them

I (technically re)started Beneath Dark Wings and I would die for Toa and I desperately need Poros in Saltmarsh to be the same level of himbo