My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

when death cab for cutie said “when you feel embarrassed then i’ll be your pride” girl i am literally going to be fucking ill

hate when a female character gets a lot of hate but I dont like her either. sorry queen I cant defend you

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

they need to make a wuthering heights emoji for when u need to quickly express the emotion "heathcliff it's me i'm cathy i've come home i'm so cold let me in your window"

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

BLISTERS AND REGRET

i finally went ahead and got the rainbow blundstones i’ve been eyeing for like three years this was the best purchase ever actually

i finally went ahead and got the rainbow blundstones i’ve been eyeing for like three years this was the best purchase ever actually

Finally listened to home video for the first time the other night… I think this song is fitting to represent that