hippy-pants
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20 • she/they • depressed lesbian • insufferable in many ways • arbiter of romance via @lemondemonpickuplines • free Palestine
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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[invention of geometry]
>12th Century philosopher: it's too confusing to call the measured length around a circle the "perimeter". what can we do?
>other philosopher: well, shall we ask Sir Cum's stance on the matter?
>their buddy, Sir Cum: hm well what if we took the radius and multiplied it by 2pi
>philosophers: genius! serendipitous! what an inference!! it is decided: Sir Cum's 'ference holds true.
>Sir Cum: please stop calling me that
#i don't know how much sense this mkes#but i found it in my drafts in the midst of like five other posts i wrote while feverish from having covid#and i'm kind of in hysterics because of it#geometry#circumference#mine
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If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:
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While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.
Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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Ms Frizzle is a warlock and Liz is her patron. I'm right about this
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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happy lesbian visibility week 🫶🏻
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bitches love me for my stiff awkward posture and thousand-yard stare
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#so funny that this has 2000 notes#us lemon demon fans are all sad and anxious huh 😓#at least i'm not alone in it lol#neil cicierega
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#this is such a bleak reminder of being a young teenager... man...#me at fifteen years old taking imaginary relationships so seriously it would make me cry so hard i would throw up
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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