Caitlin / she/her / 31 ~~~
Whether it's two cultivators, a mountain god and a ghost king, a consulting detective with his doctor, an immortal and his coffee boy, or any other fandom in the rabbit hole, I've probably already stanned it or will very soon.
I love this line so much, both for sharing the same sentiment as Ozzie about Mammon and for his delivery of it, complete with that perfect wrist movement. ;) ^_^ <3<3<3
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
i fully believe that Eraser takes Shinsou to his own home on the regular, forgetting that he has a husband, but Shinsou is so sleep deprived and exhausted from training that he just sees a blob of blonde hair and goes “ah, yes, wife.”
then when he sees Eraser and Mic kiss in school, he yells at Eraser for 20 minutes straight about cheating on his wife. Mic is losing his shit and recording the interaction.
they never correct Shinsou, one day he just takes a moment to actually look at Eraser’s wife and goes beet red. he refuses to talk to Mic for 3 weeks afterwards.
Additional Tags: Shen Wei Is Tired, Shen Wei Needs Sleep, Zhao Yunlan Is Going To Make Sure He Gets It, Established Relationship, Literal Sleeping Together, Sleep is important, The Author Should Stop Obsessing Over A Title And Get Some Sleep
Summary: It’s the end of a long day, but Shen Wei still has work to do. Fortunately, Zhao Yunlan knows how to get him in bed.