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dexilinlaw
❝ dude, the costume? sweeeeet.
i say this as someone who's actually
been to hell and back. ❞
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Send "What's this?" And I will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine's belongings.
Mix of nsfw, angst, and fluff. Numbers 1-15
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Sex toy
Teddy bear
My muse’s old baby blankie
Old photographs showing my muse was abused when younger.
Playboy pictures
My muses’ old family portrait.
A love letter my muse meant to send yours, but never did
A condom
A weapon
Lubricant
Paddle
Stolen gems
Chains and whips
Flowers with your muses name on the tag
Handcuffs
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Billy hissed and jerked slightly as the alcohol started working, white bubbles forming along his wound. “You know I need time to do my magic. Gotta-” He pauses for a moment to take in a sharp breath as his brother adds more antiseptic to his wound. “Gotta focus. Kind of hard to focus when I’m trying not to die.” Billy looks down at the cut, which is still bleeding way too much.
"I don’t need a hospital. No way I can afford it. Could you just wrap it up?"
❝ --- look if this thing gets infected,
i'm taking you to a hospital, deal?
i'm not doing some freaky medical
procedure where you tell me to cut
off a chunk of your leg 'cus you're
too worried about the price.❞
( he finds some cotton pads and
crepe bandages and tries his
best to apply them as deftly as
possible, tying it together in a
loose knot which, evidently won't
hold so it gets matched up with
some masking tape in the process. )
❝ wanna tell me what sort of stupid
mission you got yourself involved in?❞
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"Close. I am of many stories— though most of them are exaggerated. And surprisingly enough, I’m not up to any mischief today. At least, none that you know of. Not that you should suspect me— I’m a Young Avenger. Er, former Young Avenger.”
❝ you're still... as you put it, 'of stories' so
there's gotta be a reason to that. and
dude i'm pretty sure that line has been
used by every baddie ever plus, aren't
you like the god of lying and escapism?
(i'm pretty sure that's what you are.)
okay woah woah woah, rewind here.
you were a what now? someone seriously
needs to tell me what happened when
i was gone.❞
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Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.
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morseisms:
“you’ve got one ready, don’t you?
come on then; better out than in.”
❝ ---- nah the element of surprise
that would've accompanied it has
been lost, so by extension so has
the point. dammit, now i have to
think up something more creative,
damn you barton, ❞
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[ hey i know i said i was busy but i also want some new threads so shoutout to all my new mutuals + any old ones i haven’t talked to before, like for a starter!! ]
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[ hey i know i said i was busy but i also want some new threads so shoutout to all my new mutuals + any old ones i haven't talked to before, like for a starter!! ]
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yo yo yiggidy yo, i know i've still got a TON of replies to do and stuff, but y'know what school is kickin' me up the ass all the way to the other end of the damn galaxy. -- though that's also probably my bad for signing up for three clubs and the student council.
anyhow, i've got a ton of work that needs to be done, and not enough time to RP. i'll be on in a week or so when i'm a little more free but 'til then adiosa amigos. if you wanna hit me up some place else feel free to ask for my skype/twitter/main and i'll probably respond to you there.
and for the record i'm aware i haven't replied to some age old threads but like i said i'll get on that in a week.
seeya.
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katiekins;
❝no way. that was a one time thing. fool me once
if you think i’ll ever be stupid enough to feed into
that mammoth ego for one second longer ! your
christmas present, by the way, is me.
presented with a smile & a bow on top.❞
she curtsies in an unashamed ironic fashion, gesturing
to the very real bow placed neatly among dark locks of
hair. the visual humor is apparently too much for her poor
suffering heart, a heavy coughing fit following a sudden
spurt of outrageous laughter. at her own joke, nonetheless.
had she been in almost anyone else’s company she may
have at least tried to nosedive into safer waters to spare her
reputation.
❝you’re gonna have to impress me a bit more than this
trainwreck of a date if you want me to consider it one.
like. ok, pretend i didn’t use the word ‘date’ there, which
takes away from the threat i was trying to convey. gonna
have to really work up a sweat trying to churn that recipe
and eat food off THIS ass.
…
oh, my god. i was just trying to combine the—
you know what, just, don’t. don’t say anything.❞
at least the streets were dead. it dawns on her halfway across
the road that some greasebag junctions may as well be closed.
a troubled pout slides in place of the smile she’d worn so proudly
and kate folds her arms, walking in front, walking backwards —
as if to show off her startling mediocre posture.
❝not that i condone thievery —— but, honestly. what’s the
worst thing you’ve ever done, ya hoodlum? do you make a
habit of breaking and entering?❞
❝ oh yeah? that's my present? who's the
one with mammoth ego now huh, huh?
---- only a smile and a bow? i'm down
for that. that's a good present. ❞
( he matches the lame attempt at hitting on
her with an unabashed lopsided grin, his
hands shoving themselves into his pockets
while his walk develops just marginally more
swagger to it. )
❝ god, the only person i know to laugh at their
own lame jokes is billy. billy. dorky, comic book
billy who has stars sewn into his spandex. your
cool points have hit the negative zones, beware
katie or you'll end up a massive loser.
then you'll just be too uncool for me to hang with. ❞
( he carefully avoids tripping over a stone by slowing
to a stop the minute the words leave her lips and
it's a blessing that his hair's shaggy enough to cover
the tips of his reddening ears -- goddammit kate
bishop. you and your accidentally suggestive words --
before the grin returns, teeth and all. )
❝ oh so THAT'S how i impress you huh? you city girls
don't waver.
and woah hey, i heard you're a superhero, why would
i tell you about my crime? it just so happens that i
happen to be one too so it'd be totally immoral---
unless you're into that then yeah, i've had my fair
share of living precariously on the edge. ❞
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❝ really? that's tragic, i'm sorry for
the insinuation that i was going to
use your name in a pun. i mourn
for that lost period in your life. ❞
“i was in a relationship with
clint barton for a good three
years. make an educated
guess.”
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buttface;
❝oh hardy-har-har, kaplan. really. you friggin’ outdid
yourself this time. i get it! i get it. it was because of the
thing i said about twins, right? 'can't live with 'em,
should’ve eaten them in the womb when i had the
chance’? fine. you got me or whatever. now poof the hell
out of my handsome visage and we’ll call it slightly even.❞
❝ wait-- seriously? that's the card you're gonna play?
call me out to be you? jeez lil' bro you'd think spending
several months with me would teach you to up your
a-game but what d'you know.
you still have a world of
things you need to learn.
kind of lame, considering you
can manipulate matter... and -- okay
seriously.
shed the spandex, get back into your hipster
galaxy leggings. green isn't your color. it's mine. ❞
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DANGER: DO NOT PROVOKE;
▓░▌━━ ≼☆≽ ░▓▌
❝ like i’d EVER believe anything that came
outta your mouth. now… i’m gonna break
more than your heart. ❞
she snapped, fingers catching at his collar
& lurching him toward her roughly.
❝ okay can i just say --
you never believe anything i say, like,
anyway? but hey you know--- ❞
( he lurches sharply and makes
a narrow escape, reappearing
in a flash behind her )
❝ since i didn't do this i could
help you find who did and
you could totally not hate
my guts or want to punch me.
win win for everyone. right?
right? ❞
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DANGER; DO NOT PROVOKE;
▓░▌━━ ≼☆≽ ░▓▌
❝ you’re the only one STUPID
enough to pull something like this.
— come here, NOW. if i have to
CHASE you, it’ll only make it worse. ❞
❝ ouch right in my achy breaky heart,
harsh. if i really wanted to do it
i would've made it the colors of the
american flag, at least i'd get an A
for results!!
-- and i really don't mean
to stoke the fire but i
am the fastest man on
the planet so chasing me
isn't too much of a threat
but look! i surrender. here's
the peace treaty, please sign
with anything but a clenched
fist. ❞
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ϟ tobetray
❝ yeah sorry if i'm not up
to... speed here, but
aren't you like, the evil
norse god in stories
meant to scare children
from turning into the
malicious asshole you
are? don't you have
villaining to get to so i can
kick your sorry ass back
to what's-it-in-the-clouds, ❞
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ϟ morseisms
❝ with a name like morse
how many mystery morse
code jokes get made about
you? purely scientific
research, ❞
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ϟ missamcrica
❝ i swear i had nothing
to do with the hair
dye in your shampoo
thing. i am not some
b-grade prankster
i have better standards
and ---- this wasn't me !! ❞
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