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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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This part made me so happy

A ‘parasite’?! Yeah, it’s a term of endearment, that’s all. Apologize! No. APOLOGIZE!

#venom 2018 #venom movie #i laughed #eddie brock #parasite

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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It’s great that our government is all for “equal rights” in public, but many of the banned books are books that speak out about discrimination, and make extremely good points about it.

Talk about a shit government, damn.

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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yeah sure

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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it’ll be cheaper than buying 400,00 books, especially because a lot of public libraries are failing/going out of business

plus who says I can’t take out a loan? I can ignore all debt when i’m surrounded by books

i will not rest until i own at least four thousand books

#books > crippling debt #i'll also be a philanthropist so that's a bonus

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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#i'magoogleplusrefugee

Google+ is finally dead holy shit

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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if you post six of crows can you please reblog or like this? thanks!! 🥀

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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"I haven't slept in days. Well, weeks. Actually, months. Shit it's been like fifty years-"

- Leith

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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buy out a bunch of libraries

most public libraries have an average of 8,000 books, so I only have to buy like 50 of em

therefore I can have 400,000 books and share them with others

i will not rest until i own at least four thousand books

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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there are fanfics you will recommend to your friends with enthusiasm and then there are fanfics that no-one can ever know you have read

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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you underestimate me

i will not rest until i own at least four thousand books

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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This 👏 is 👏 amazing 👏

The best production of Romeo and Juliet I’ve ever seen

Mercutio, for some god foresaken reason, was wearing a pink feather boa the entire time. No one mentioned it, no one even looked weirdly at him. Everyone else was wearing like period appropriate clothes but then there was Mercutio with his boa either just around his neck, or around his waist like a belt. During his Queen Mab scene it was tied around his head like a bandana. Every time he came on stage it was somewhere new. The best part, oh the best part of it all, was that in this production they had Benvolio appear in a couple scenes after his death. He didn’t speak of course cause he didn’t have any lines, but he stood in the back. And guess what he had in his hands. A pink. Feather. Boa.

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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fuck four thousand, that's for the weak.

I will not rest until I have four hundred thousand books.

i will not rest until i own at least four thousand books

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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it’s oddly isolating to have a blog that literally no one even knows exists, because all you do is post irrelevant shit no one wants to see

#wow #lonely #it's actually really weird #cause like you can post whatever and no one cares #cause no one sees #just like no one's gonna see this #no stupid SJWs to get in arguments with either #it's great

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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not voting allows all the other stupid people to get their vote in and have it mean more.

at least vote for a damn third party candidate; it’s not throwing your vote away, I promise

“i don’t like either candidate so i won’t vote” what are you thinking, if enough people wuss out we’re going to have President None Of The Above? hey we’re counting the votes and ten percent of voters stayed home and jerked it to their own ideological purity, guess we just won’t have a president and all the executive level decisions will be made by a magic 8-ball for the next 4 years

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hi-my-name-is-stupid · 6 years

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but do fish even need money?

go ahead, ask me how much I’m bringin in rn💰💸💸💰😎💰💸💸💰

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