happy women’s day to trans women and butches and masculine women and lesbians and bisexuals and closeted trans women and women with more complicated genders and fat women and women who go on t and asexual and aromantic women and did i mention trans women. happy birthday women

found out i can use this blog to leave replies on shit juno posts. this is gonna be fun

might be gay. might be gay

I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to know on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't

i like my weird little gay boyfriend btw

we’re gonna be ok btw

a skilled swordsman can defeat any post

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

hold on i can say whatever i want on here. i can like, say gay shit about juno and he can't do shit about it. remind me to do that later

something i forgot to take into consideration is that fronting to make a tumblr blog also means just fronting in general. i'm not really sure what to do now

by 2025 engaging in a "situationship" will be punishable by death

hey i'm best, i'm part of the alternate trust system.

i use he/they and i'm a gay guy, polyam, genderqueer, and some flavor of aspec. don't call me hewitt unless it's like, funny. body is 21 y/o

i drew my icon + sysmeds get blocked on sight. this blog will probably have a lot of me talking about whatever, most reblogs go to our main.

yeah, this is fine

oh fuck uh. i need a banner. hm

oh fuck uh. i need a banner. hm

lol, lmao