WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS AT THE END OF ONE DAY MORE AND YOU JUST GET THE WHOLE CAST SINGING “OOOOOOONE DAAAYYYYYY” A CAPPELLA AT FULL POWER AND THEN THE ORCHESTRA COMES STORMING BACK IN WITH THEM AND JGKFL;DSKOJFGKLDSDKFJGHFKL

one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot” 

the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)

a couple of things about my experiences:

1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from 

2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did

3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”

4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices

5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates

6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery

I can't believe its a whole year since I was in Rome (at Spanish Steps - Rome, Italy.)

And what greater thing is there? Can i get uhHHHHH

#LoveTheatreDay I owe just about everything to theatre. From the Bristol Old Vic to Lincoln Cathedral, variety shows to a weird experimental musical (that I'm still not really sure I understand). Strangers that have been thrown together with the aim of becoming a cast, never expecting that along the way they would also become a family. Unlikely friendships that have come about that I know will last a lifetime. In the 10 years since I slowly became part of this crazy world, theatre has given me as many wonderful experiences as some people get to have in their whole life. Here's to the next 10 years and another lifetime worth of adventures.

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

*feigns pensiveness by staring into the middle-distance*

y’all gotta listen to this marius

just wait for him to do the thing

you’ll know it when you hear it

I love my daughter already whoever she is

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner

when her bf broke up with her they were supportive

when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.

her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study

when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

tomorrow is september first