Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

First poster for season 2.

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The best thing about librarians is it presents you with a cast of characters who are allowed to be constantly deeply and aggressively enthusiastic about their fields which are never what you think they are. The sickly one who looks like a kindergarten teacher looooves to solve quantum physics in her head!! Not to show off but because it’s fun!! The guy who’s always grinning and full of himself spied on MI6 and will make you sit and watch every horror movie known to man and everything he knows comes out of the Inquisitor. And he solves stuff before people because he knows that stuff. The southern brawling cowboy won’t hit anyone UNLESS they have a really stupid opinion about 16th century architecture. His eyes light up when he’s talking about symbolism and he gushes about 15th century Spanish love poetry. The beautiful lady will disarm nuclear threats with gusto, because it’s an Art.

it all fell down, it all fell down, it all fell down

(softly but with feeling ) Penn what the fuck

I can say with confidence that this is the best kind of review a writer can getYou’re welcome, Hedgi

there are soooo many characters squished into my heart. love characters.

one of the funniest things about White Collar is the fact that the only reason Elizabeth isn't a world class criminal is because she met Peter first

‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.

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Tagged by @hedgiwithapen so! Pick the title that sparks joy. Cookies to anyone who can guess the fandoms for each option, one option is an original work.

tagging @scarabaebutch @parvumautomaton @haveahearttinman

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I got this game from @mosylufanfic! I don't have a lot of Works in Progress at the moment but I have a lot of Unfinished Objects[story] (some fic, some not) so... which ones Sparked Interest/Joy

I tag, uh. @augustheart, @tanoraqui, @windona and anyone else who wants , I know you have writing thoughts in ur brains.