I promise you, relationship anarchy is a good thing. Tell your friends you love them. Go on dates. Domme them. Take them to weddings. Have a relationship with the sub from the dungeon where she does your taxes or you mow his lawn. Help your neighbor plant begonias and become their honorary granddaughter. Become friends with your partner’s partners. Cuddle with your book club and talk about Polysecure or something, idk.

I don’t care. Just stop expecting every relationship to follow a specific pattern and instead find the beauty you both want in your specific relationship with that other person.

Life is more than the nuclear family and strict pseudo-Christian mythological ideals.

posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too

merry drugs to those who celebrate

loving big brother holding you from behind. stroking your hair, telling you how pretty you are, how well you're doing, gently shushing the noises spilling from your mouth, as their friend forces their cock into your hole. gently kissing your cheek before clamping their hand over your mouth to keep you quiet as their friend violates you. can't have anybody catching you all, now can we? <3

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercises your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.

this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

people wanting men to wear crop tops and then being grossed out at happy trails. you fool thats the point of men wearing crop tops

it's so easy to make crop tops. you should all be cropping your tops and posting pictures of your exposed midriffs on tumblr for people to look at. i am an entirely disinterested party

Yeah, you support people who want to be rape-I mean, roughly fucked and abused until they're broken. But are you normal about people who want to roughly fuck and abuse them until they're broken?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked while they age regre-I mean, while they're cute little, innocent babbling toys. But are you normal about people who want to fuck them when they're cute little, innocent babbling toys?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked while they're drunk or unconsc-I mean, while they're asleep and high. But are you normal about people who want to fuck them while they're asleep and high?

Yeah, you support people who want to be beat up and cut-I mean, bruised and marked. But are you normal about people who want to bruise and mark them?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked while they're dogs and anim-I mean, while they're puppyboys and kittygirls. But are you normal about people who want to fuck puppyboys and kittygirls?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked by their parents and sib-I mean, by their pretend siblings, step bros, step sisters, mommies and daddies. But are you normal about people who want to be their pretend siblings and parents?

Yeah, you might support people having fucked up, dark, disgusting kinks, but are you actually ok with the people who will do fucked up, dark, disgusting things to them?

Or is it only wrong when those people are transfems?

sex that feels like a murder attempt