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The name is STARSCREAM, exalted leader of the Decepticons, Cybertron, and soon the multiverse! Megafool can't destroy the AllSpark fragments; I shall return again and again and again until he's offline! Mahahaha~
TFA Starscream RP blog
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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!
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Yeah, I'm. I'm very pro "eat the rich", so. Surprised you didn't pin me for that the moment I appeared on your doorstep.
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Are you seriously tempting him with fragging up Earth's varying economies right now? That might not be such a bad idea; he could teach Cumulus economics and scheming at the same time!
"I 'pinned you for' being an insect and absolute nuisance."
Starscream hadn't even bothered learning her name, how did she expect him to know her political leanings?
"Wait, is that why you're constantly annoying me!?"
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"I was quite rich before the War"
*gagging*
"and a major celebrity... if not outright royalty"
*retching noises*
Cool! Gross! I hate it. Ew.
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"Well, I wouldn't expect a human to have any sense of taste." Ew, he can smell the poor on you.
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💚💚💚 (because hes a baby bitch boy)
💖💖💖 ( because I he's baby 😊)
Send 💚 for a reason NOT to date my muse
And send 💖 for a reason TO date my muse
"You mean you're not smitten already?" Such is one sad Seeker Scream. :( Oh well, maybe he can persuade any listeners as well.
💖 "I was quite rich before the War, and a major celebrity in Vos if not outright royalty, and envied by all the other Seekers at least the ones with sense, which excludes pretty much all of Tarn."
💚 ((He has powerful foes, and mostly only himself to blame. Whether he actually cares or not doesn't matter, either; you'd better be formidable in your own right because those enemies would be perfectly okay with taking a cheap shot at you.))
💖 "If you've managed to catch my optics, then I hope you know that you're absolutely exquisite. Just imagine how we'd look on each other's arms~"
💚 ((Don't forget that he's a raging narcissist, one of his top 5 defining personality components, so if you fall short of his exacting standards or fail to adequately stroke his enormous ego, you'll be shown the door.))
💖 "Are you interested in scintillating conversation or games of skill? I may not be the most patient of tutors, but I'll still show you how to get exactly what you want from people without them ever knowing they were manipulated. Do you know how satisfying it is when they think it was their idea?~"
💚 ((Have we established he's an asshole enough by now? Even to people he likes. But hey, if hate-flirting is your thing then maybe this isn't a not.))
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#((does that make him capn jack sparrow?#captain without a ship and prince without a city-state?))#wolvesinstarryskies#meme response#((edit why does the Read More move when you open it to edit??))
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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗
(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗
(how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗
(wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗
(hoping for a romantic relationship)
💔 Non-existent
💗 Very low
💗💗 A little
💗💗💗 Hopeful
💗💗💗💗 High
💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum
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Reblog if you are willing to plot/RP via Discord/Skype, etc!
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((guess who's Not Dead and trying to remember the password to this thing to be active on mobile
edit: oh and for my rpthreatracker thing
got a few asks, dunno what else this blog is a mess))
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I just realized that you never deserved anything from me.
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we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get
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“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.
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((So many people are drawing Spamton NEO in the style of Starscream - TFA and TFP - and I can't not laugh at it.
Guessing a person's drawing inspirations is always fun, but what I'm finding here is too close to be a coincidence so I just smirk knowingly.
Edit: also porn. I can't believe how horny people are for the garbage man. The things I've seen. *shudders*))
#((Im not dead just preoccupied#stuffs been a mess oh well but Im sorry))#delete later#out of confidence
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.... fuck it "Date?"
Send me “Date?” and i'll answer...
Who asks for it:
[X] Your muse asks mine
[ ] My muse asks yours
Type of date:
[X ] Platonic Date
[ ] Romantic Date
[ ] First Date
[X] Double date with: murder & death
Location for the date:
[ ] Movies • [ ] Romantic Comedy • [ ] Adventure Movie • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney) • [ ] Horror • [ ] Drama • [ ] Buddy Movie • [ ] ___ (other options)
[ ] Restaurant • [ ] Expensive/High Class • [ ] Small and familiar • [ ] Fast Food
[X] Nature • [ ] Beach • [ ] Park • [X] Forest • [X] …and having a picnic
[ ] Visiting a Museum
[ ] Visiting an amusement park
[X] Visiting a haunted location
[ ] Staying at home • [ ] Watching movies • [ ] Playing Video Games • [ ] Reading
[ ] ___ (other options)
The date might hopefully end with…
[ ] …holding hands
[ ] …a kiss
[ ] …in bed
[X] …knowing each other better
[ ] …sleepover between friends
[ ] …a marriage proposal
[X] ability to tolerate you slightly increased (other options)
Should you reblog this?:
[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.
[X] Yes.
[ ] No.
#((I WAS GETTING IN THE SHOWER AND IT HIT ME#KNOWING YOUD SEND ONE#gosh dangit you love to torture the mech))#wolvesinstarryskies#meme response#crack
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Send me “Date?” and i'll answer...
Who asks for it:
[ ] Your muse asks mine
[ ] My muse asks yours
Type of date:
[ ] Platonic Date
[ ] Romantic Date
[ ] First Date
[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____
Location for the date:
[ ] Movies
• [ ] Romantic Comedy
• [ ] Adventure Movie
• [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)
• [ ] Horror
• [ ] Drama
• [ ] Buddy Movie
• [ ] ___ (other options)
[ ] Restaurant
• [ ] Expensive/High Class
• [ ] Small and familiar
• [ ] Fast Food
[ ] Nature
• [ ] Beach
• [ ] Park
• [ ] Forest
• [ ] …and having a picnic
[ ] Visiting a Museum
[ ] Visiting an amusement park
[ ] Visiting a haunted location
[ ] Staying at home
• [ ] Watching movies
• [ ] Playing Video Games
• [ ] Reading
[ ] ___ (other options)
The date might hopefully end with…
[ ] …holding hands
[ ] …a kiss
[ ] …in bed
[ ] …knowing each other better
[ ] …sleepover between friends
[ ] …a marriage proposal
[ ] ___ (other options)
Should you reblog this?:
[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.
[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
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what is the most cursed ship you can think of for my muse?
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its 230am. time to think about hot old men and writhe in agony
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"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.
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