haylstorm22
Don't give more than you're willing to let go.
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Questions my husband has asked our new alexa on the first day:
Alexa, is it normal to eat booty?
Alexa, play music to strip to.
Alexa, what's your issue?
Alexa, play music to have sex to.
Alexa, do you do drugs?
My favorite.
Husband: Alexa, make me a sandwich.
Alexa: Ok, you are a sandwich.
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You know just once I want..
One of the kids in Glee to stop and say “Wait. I don’t know this song.” Or to completely fuck up because they thought the words said something else.
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I know my husband.
One time my boyfriend (now husband) was extremely mad, to the point of swearing which he never did. I wasn't with him but I was able to text him throughout whatever was going on. I decided I needed to calm him down but wasn't completely sure on how to do that. I did however know what his favorite animal was. So, without thinking twice, I bombarded him with pictures of hedgehogs. Over and over and over again. Just. Hedgehogs. His response? "Dang it woman! I'm trying to be mad and this is not helping!"
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Hakuna Matata parody
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When I'm bored I make videos.. also if you like my videos you should follow me on YouTube. #lordoftherings #iwilltaketheringtomordor #frodo #dub
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail? She stole his heart. ❤ @jelly_filled #heart #latevalentinesdaypost
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The lion and the tiger may be more powerful, but the wolf does not perform in the circus.
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Due to the fact that I am sick, I felt this was quite appropriate. #softkitty #warmkitty #tbbt #sick
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One of my roommates and I got Krispy Kreme together.. we're trying to discourage the other mates from eating them. @trudee_rummler #krispykreme #donuts #roommates
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You know just once I want..
One of the kids in Glee to stop and say "Wait. I don't know this song." Or to completely fuck up because they thought the words said something else.
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This guy just destroyed the 22x22 rubik’s cube he created - watch the full video
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