BITB AU where instead of a horror movie, it's a Hallmark Christmas movie. Big city lawyer Rolan Deep goes back to his hometown of Galloway Lousianna to stay with his parents for Christmas, then reconnects with his high school best friends while there and decides to stay (and maybe finds love?)

All the eldritch horror bug stuff still happens, it's just in the background of a corny Christmas romcom

The kinda guy to be doomed from the start

i just draw shit for myself these days

murph: you gotta honor the cock

everyone else:

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

🐟🐡🦈🐠🦐🪼🦞🦀🐳🐋🐬🦭

MARINE BIOLOGY BLAST

I think it’s funny when we say buck got baby trapped. He learned Eddie had a kid and fucking parent trapped Eddie. He said sorry I’m gonna be your sons other father you just have to deal with it

once buck comes out and settles into a relationship with tommy i’m sure they’re inevitably going to hang out with eddie at some point and i’m lowkey curious about which one of them will feel like the third wheel because somehow all three of them fit the bill for that

buying a dropout subscription for the sole purpose of finding out what this wenis hype is all about

Grant was so good in this weeks episode of game changer. Its always nice to see him healthy and full of life. No one could replace him.

Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

The end of this season has GOT to be everyone hunting Sam for sport