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hawkeyenothawkguy · 9 hours
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Before joining Torchwood Three, Ianto only knew of Captain Jack Harkness through word of mouth. None of it was particularly complimentary. He would never get into Cardiff as Ianto Jones, Personal Assistant, and so he showed the Captain three faces.
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Firstly, he was the sort of man the Captain wanted, if you listened to the gossip. Young, attractive. The sort of guy who hangs around dark parks in tight jeans. He would save your life and then bite your lip. Jack is too old to fall for a pretty face.
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Secondly, he was the sort of man Jack needed, if you listened to the bitching. Lost, alone, looking for a hero. He's been through hard times and needs purpose. Needs a dashing man whose feet he could kiss. Jack is too old to fall for a sob story.
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Thirdly, with nothing else left, he lets the mask slip. He was the type of man Jack understood. Smart, determined, quick on his feet. He could come up with a way to save the creature and put his body on the line to see it through.
Jack will always fall for a clever man in a suit.
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 14 hours
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shirt that says I Got My Top Surgery at the 4077th MASH
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 3 days
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 5 days
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i have been young and i have been small. but i do not think i have ever been a child.
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 13 days
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.22 "The Gift"
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 18 days
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Chilchuck Northern Boys amv
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 20 days
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thinking about getting back into full time destiel tbh
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 21 days
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I’m not saying that Peter Parker is bi but Peter Parker is bi
(Sources : (1) Amazing Spider-man #252, (2) Amazing Spider-man : Red-headed stranger, (3) Amazing Spider-man Annual #36, (4) Avenging Spider-man Annual #1, (5) Avenging Spider-man #6, (6) New Avengers #53, (7) Amazing Spider-man #596 (8,9) Deadpool : Suicide King, (10) Civil War #6)
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 22 days
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 24 days
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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 30 days
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Yeah, Ianto's hot on the 'Disco' audio cover, but omg, the synopsis? Ianto's dad seeming like a normal, happy person, and then *suddenly* a man called 'Tom' wants to build a fence with him (definitely not Ianto btw).
Skip to 'Blind Summit', and 'House of The Dead', where Ianto's dad seems to be an abusive drunk who doesn't care for his family. How Ianto can't even visit him before he died in hospital (sometime between 2004-early 2006). Due to their fractured relationship.
The wanting to build a fence thing.........it's giving Rose Tyler grabbing Pete Tyler before he was hit by the car.
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 1 month
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Sorry, double checked the photo - this is BY GDL. Ianto HISMELF wrote this audio drama
I cannot fucking WAIT
Hey torchwood fandom - how we feeling about the Dosco ianto Big Finish audio cover?
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 1 month
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For those who have not yet seen...
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Hey torchwood fandom - how we feeling about the Dosco ianto Big Finish audio cover?
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 1 month
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Hey torchwood fandom - how we feeling about the Dosco ianto Big Finish audio cover?
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 1 month
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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.
like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 1 month
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ianto jones is not an uwu baby. ianto jones shot his coworker. ianto jones wrestled a pterodactyl in order to land a job with a top secret organization. ianto jones kept a killer robot and her conversion machine in the basement for MONTHS bc she was his girlfriend. then he fucked the guy that killed her after telling the guy he was excited to watch him die.
ianto jones is the ultimate example of 'beware the quiet/sweet ones' he will remember how you like your coffee and then two hours later try to cave your head in for something he may or may not be in the wrong about
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hawkeyenothawkguy · 1 month
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Best part of the sound of drums/ last of the time lords is the shared arc Martha and Jack have of pining hard for the doctor despite believing him to be immortal and timeless and above such things as romantic connection only to see him simp big time for the genocidal megalomaniacal sadistic bigot who made their lives hell for a year and simultaneously realise
‘Wait, seriously?!!! THAT GUY???!!! That’s the guy we’re playing second fiddle to?!’
And both of them decide ‘hmm you know what? Maybe he ain’t worth it. He really ain’t all that.’
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