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harpie-raven · 5 hours

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hehe scenario. jupeter coming out the other side of All That with a bit of 'wow you're just straight up a bit codependent but maybe that's actually the best-case scenario for you right now carry on fellas'

oh they've Had Their Talk in the aftermath, and, okay, it's agreed that they are Not Doing Romance because Nureyev needs Time To Grieve and it would be better to Take The Pressure Off Of Being In A Relationship and they will Reevaluate when Nureyev's had a chance to be a guy who doesn't have to worry about where his next meal is coming from. but also Like Hell is Juno just going to Leave Him Alone after all this. and the result is that they spend the Big Crash just. completely unhinged about each other. Nureyev's shot past 'feeling vulnerable around Juno scares the shit out of him' and well into 'raw nerves and gaping wounds and compound trauma and feeling vulnerable about literally anything and everything all the time and being around Juno is integral to not spiraling into the abandonment hell vortex'. meanwhile Juno's like 'holy shit Nureyev is letting me be there for him. this is already incredible progress'

u think they were insufferable on the Carte Blanche well. on the Carte Blanche Nureyev was still working on things like trusting Juno enough to let him back in at all and he Had An Image To Maintain and lots of Private Stuff to Deal With and Juno was still figuring out how not to be a prickly ass all the time and 'when is it appropriate to give your bf his space when your default mode is to Investigate Shit' and none of that is a going concern right now

'sometimes you gotta be a little bit mentally ill to handle the mental illness' they have so much separation anxiety and they are clipping their carabiners together. hooking pinky fingers and following each other when one needs to do something in the next room. where's Nureyev? sitting in Juno's lap again. his ass is experiencing 'nervous system doesn't know how to respond to the sudden removal of constant crushing dread and just goes fucking haywire at unpredictable intervals'. he gets random-ass panic attacks and there's only so much the breathing exercises and the grounding exercises and self-soothing techniques can do compared to 'Juno is here and he's fine and he's safe and he is more than happily providing prolonged physical contact' to get him to calm down on a physiological level

meanwhile Juno's like 'i chased this idiot across half the galaxy because he wouldn't ask for help and had to deal with him being all stone-faced and cold about it, do I look like i mind that he's clingy now? a lady does not need his personal space at this time. a lady is living for this. a lady is also maybe feeling clingy have u considered that'

everyone who isn't rita (idek who. melee? the other vivopolis refugees??) is assuming they are just getting a very bad grade in taking it slow and are barely humoring them about it. and neither bothers with denying the boyfriend allegations but it's not bc it's true it's they're just. too exhausted to get defensive about it

rita: and i mean they ain't actually smooching too loud in the kitchen or whatever

melee probably: he just came out of Juno's room wearing Juno's shirt

juno: he's a thief that's his shirt now

(12 hours earlier:)

nureyev: (shows up to juno's room at 3am) im sorry for waking you i had nightmares about [the bomb/the carte blanche raid/dokana capturing you] i just needed to see that you were alive and make sure im in the reality timeline and then i will go back to-

juno: get in loser we're watching bad cops

rita: hi mista' n do you want some of this blanket

nureyev: that's very kind but im afraid im

juno: yeah hold up he's like really sweaty im gonna get him a clean shirt

nureyev: you really don't need to-

juno: how are you even still standing up when you're shaking like that

nureyev: that is. an excellent question

juno: anyway welcome to the club i fired rita like an hour ago bc i had nightmares about her dying on the asteroid

rita: i had one where i was gettin chased by this big stompy plant monster with lotsa teeth and i had to distract it by throwing all my snacks behind me and then i was outta snacks and then i was up getting more snacks when mista' steel fired me

rita: you know i think only reason i ain't got separation anxiety about mista' steel is because we spent all that time in the ruby together while we were chasin' after you and that gets a gal over it real fast

juno: thanks rita :P

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harpie-raven · 6 days

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Juno Steel is confused for 30 seconds (Audio from seasons 1-3 of The Penumbra Podcast)

#this is the whole show #this is it #the lady is CONFUSED #NUREYEV’S ‘oh dear’ KILLS ME #HABDJABSHSH #reblogged #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel

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harpie-raven · 7 days

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Then the light faded, and he was gone.

#GOING FERAL #I LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH #reblogged #the penumbra fanart

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harpie-raven · 7 days

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Theia!Juno, but with flare

mmm shmexy Juno, my dearest

#OOH OOH OOH #I LOVE SO MUCH #Soul of the People is my favorite episode #they just EEEEE #tpp fanart #Juno steel

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harpie-raven · 10 days

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hello tpp tumblr. has this happened to anyone else

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harpie-raven · 11 days

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Juno steel you FUCKING WHORE DOES HE KISS THE SIDE CHARACTER EVERY EPISODE???? IS THAT ALWAYS GOING TO HAPPEN?????

[Juno steel and the prince of mars]

#the ungodly cackles I just let out #smooch smooch #reblogged #juno steel #the penumbra podcast #tpp

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harpie-raven · 12 days

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hope this helps

#OH DEAR GOD #reblogged #tpp #the penumbra podcast #tmagp #the magnus protocol #peter nureyev #mr bonzo

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harpie-raven · 13 days

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slips and junos

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harpie-raven · 13 days

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#listen I’m in denial #like I need this 😭😭😭#the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #reblogged

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harpie-raven · 14 days

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Juno Steel and the Life Not Lived

Part 1 | Current

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harpie-raven · 20 days

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ok cheers to @ephemeralgalaxies for bringing this HEARTBREAKING FUCKING PIECE OF INFORMATION TO MY ATTENTION.

HOLD THE FUCK UP.

HE'S TRYING TO TEAR A SHOCK NET. WITH HIS BARE FUCKING HANDS. BECAUSE HE CAN'T LOSE JUNO. HE CAN'T.

HE'S IN PAIN. HE'S GETTING SHOCKED TOO. REMEMBER THE PAIN JUNO DESCRIBED WHEN HE GOT SHOCKED? STRONG ENOUGH TO KNOCK HIM OUT, TO CUT THE RUBY IN HALF?

THAT'S WHAT NUREYEV IS TOUCHING. THAT'S WHAT HE'S FUCKING GRABBING WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

AND HE'S IN PAIN. BUT HE KEEPS PULLING.

HE KEEPS PULLING.

AND HE DOESN'T LET GO UNTIL JUNO TELLS HIM TO.

#YALL GOTTA STOP KILLING ME #VIBERT AND KANER DO THAT ENOUGH—#tpp #Juno steel and the terrible waste #Juno steel #peter nureyev

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harpie-raven · 24 days

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Just realized I never posted the link to my current magnum opus fic --

"Once Upon a Time there was a Queen.

She was known throughout the farthest reaches of the land, and in the deepest trenches of the sea. To all above the waves, there was none more adored and revered than Queen Andromeda. A warrior seemingly summoned out of thin air in the realm’s greatest time of need. A savior from the very stars themselves."

Juno and his brother Benziten have heard the story of Queen Andromeda, the star's champion, and her defeat of Lord Draco's army of sirens their whole lives. Until she vanished, and took peace with her. Thankfully the legends also spoke of the key to her power, a mystical item called the Eye of Storms. What had been his legendary obsession for years comes to change his life now as an adult, when his brother is kidnapped in the name of finding the Eye by a group of pirates. Juno manages to insert himself into another pirate crew's journey for the Eye, the crew of the Carte Blanche. They're after the Eye, and if the people who took Benten are too then that's where Juno wants to be. Even if certain things make him start to also want to be there for other reasons...like a man he just can't place with a past he's dying to know.

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This fic is a WIP!! I have a lot of it planned, and I'm actively working on other parts. I aim to have 2 chapters done (and uploaded together) every 2 months :)

Playlist link in end of chapter notes for the things I vibe to while I brainstorm or write.

#fanfic #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #peter nureyev #buddy aurinko #jet siquliak #tpp rita #vespa ilkay #the penumbra fandom #tpp fanfic #junoverse #jupeter #pirate au #fantasy au

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harpie-raven · 25 days

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penumbra made a mistake when they decided to keep all their episodes pg i thinks. they should let peter nureyev go batshit and stab everyone in sight. they should let juno steel say fuck. they should let rita say fuck.

#PREACH #tpp #Nureyev needs stabbing therapy #Juno needs several f-bombs #Rita somehow deserves MORE

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harpie-raven · 1 month

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I shit you not I just cackled so hard I choked on water and startled my sister —

went to grab a lil snack while i write and oh my god, this pack of walkers is saltier than nureyev is

#hilarious #cannon #tpp #the penumbra podcast

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harpie-raven · 1 month

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I SAW A PART OF THIS IN THE PCC AND I JUST — 😭😭😭