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harliquinn-cosplay · 3 years
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I just had to post this again. It’s just priceless.
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What your favourite Witcher ship says about you - non-Geralt edition
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Triss/Yennefer: you think that the perfect solution to a love triangle is to ignore the axis.
Dandelion/Yennefer: you believe in the inherent eroticism of stealing someone's girl.
Dandelion/Priscilla: you think that there's nothing more romantic than belting out horribly off-key duets with your spouse at three in the morning.
Dandelion/Zoltan: your ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which hilarity ensues.
Triss/Eskel: you noticed that Geralt has Yennefer, Lambert has Keira, and didn't want these two to be left out.
Lambert/Keira: you want a girlfriend who's smarter than you.
Lambert/Aiden: you just want good things for Lambert. Press F to pay respects.
Shani/Vlodimir: your ideal relationship dynamic is "a woman and her dumbass himbo with respect women juice flowing through his veins."
Dettlaff/Syanna: you think that Syanna did nothing wrong.
Dettlaff/Regis: you think that Syanna did everything wrong.
Syanna/Orianna: you want a girlfriend who will step on you.
Orianna/Queen of the Night: you want a girlfriend who will first step on you and then drain you until you're looking like an empty Capri Sun pouch.
Duny/Pavetta: your favourite movie is "Beauty and the Beast." Also, press F to pay respects.
Iorveth/Roche: when you're scrolling through AO3 and see a 150k fic tagged "slow burn" and "enemies to lovers" your eyes go wide because you know what you're gonna be doing until 3am that night.
Iorveth/Ciaran: you just want good things for Ciaran. Like if you cry every time.
Iorveth/Saskia: you don't understand why only bards are allowed to be horny dragonfuckers. Don't rangers deserve a flamin' hot dragon gf too?
Emhyr/Radovid: you believe that a lot of problems could've been avoided if the two of them had some good, old-fashioned hate sex.
Emhyr/Mererid: your favourite relationship dynamic is "uptight boss and exasperated employee who's actually the only thread keeping the company together."
Emhyr/Yennefer: you headcanon Emhyr to be a sub.
Ciri/Mistle: you're still crying after finishing the books, aren't you?
Ciri/Cerys: you want a girlfriend who can not only kick your ass but will do so upon request.
Ciri/Skjall: you want a girlfriend who can kick your ass, but you're also heterosexual.
Ciri/Yoana: I can't tell for sure if you're a lesbian, but you definitely want a girlfriend who can bench press you.
Ciri/Shani: you hypothetically want a girlfriend who can kick your ass, but like realistically, you just want to be bridal carried.
Ciri/Cahir: you have a crippling addiction to boys who only look like they're evil and scary, but in reality are sweet and awkward and only a little traumatised.
Ciri/Avallac'h: you like the idea of a student/teacher crush, but you aren't like, weird about it.
Ciri/Eredin: you're horny for Eredin and also believe in the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other.
Djikstra/Philippa: your ideal relationship dynamic isn't as much as a "bickering married couple" but more of a waspy kind of couple where both parties kinda resent each other and no-one ever talks about their feelings.
Barnabas-Basil/Marlene: your ideal relationship dynamic is "team mom" and "team dad."
Vesemir/Countess Mignole: you...
... are crying.
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harliquinn-cosplay · 3 years
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Gentle creatures.
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“I got that ribbon from Artorius Vigo when I was a child. It was to protect me from evil. It clearly didn’t work, given how I ended up.”
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harliquinn-cosplay · 3 years
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Anna Henrietta: I beg your pardon. Dettlaff, who sat at the table with me, who told me stories of Nazair is the Beast of Beauclair. A vampire right under Our nose. Is there something else you’ve neglected to tell me? A dragon sitting on top of Mount Gorgon?! Is anyone else here a vampire??
Regis:
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Geralt:
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“I… I’m not certain I know what to say. I am… grateful, Geralt.”
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harliquinn-cosplay · 5 years
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Kylan appreciation post! We love our firca playing, broth making, Spriton boy! ❤️
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harliquinn-cosplay · 7 years
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Oh my heart!
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harliquinn-cosplay · 8 years
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Undine Asuna Photos by Jesse Laine Photography (( Facebook ))
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harliquinn-cosplay · 8 years
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I Want Adrien to Find Out First
Marinette: *getting something from her locker*
Adrien: *across the hall, staring*
Marinette: *eating lunch*
Adrien: *across the courtyard, staring*
Marinette: *walking home*
Adrien: *clinging to a lamppost, staring*
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harliquinn-cosplay · 8 years
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NEVER DO SNK FACESWAPS.
I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
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..Okay maybe some things are a bit different :DDD
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Levi: Erwin strongly believes he’s a peacock…
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Levi and Petra photoshoot Levi: Renaxelia (( Instagram )) Petra: Harliquinn (( Instagram )) Photographer: Marthonee
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