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i feel as though im being smelted in a furnace of minecraft
#faust text#i was expecting like. this update to be meat davekat not me being hit over the head with a brick over my yaoi#needless to say im drawing update inspired art (not update art cuz im a Meat Guy but yknow)
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hello... meat jake and brain ghost dirk sketch :)
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https://beyondcanon.com/story/626
#hsbc#oh my god. they did it for me#HE HAS GREEN EYES#i dont focus on candy as much but im going to integrate all of this into my brain and consume it
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practice
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something something the creation of a sense of morality that doesn't ground you but sticks to your shoulder to remind you of the things you are doing and saying so that you come up with the conclusion yourself whether good or bad.
#r: jake#r: dirk#r: dirkjake#ohh yes bgd yes yes… (cheering)#so hyperfixated on their relationship this is goated#i love how his colors fade into the heart silhouette
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Lil Hal design ideas that kept glitching and posting weird. Let’s give this one last shot.
Dirk and Hal ramblings under cut if you want to give them a read.
Screenshots this time because I am not formatting this text for the fifth time. Good lord.
+ An extra doodle for your troubles. Thanks if you read any of that
#r: hal#r: dirk#ive been sitting on this post for a few days because its just so well articulated and i love your thoughts about dirk and hals relationship#the sort of twisted sentimentality that seeps into all of dirks relationships also flowing over into his relationship with another version#of himself like yes!! yes thats so him… hes so Dirk. his fascinating little brain the option b proposal ahfjsjg#itd be so fun to watch the controlling parts of dirks brain grapple with hal having his own full autonomy over time and how they would#both evolve and change over time… how hal would function within dirks self imposed challenge for him to gain his own humanity or whatever#amazing art and thoughts really forgive my tags being a bit incoherent its just so much to ponder over!!
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i love how much you can do with jake and bgd in illustrations ive been drafting out so much for them and just ahfkajgjs this flavor of dirkjake is tasty like… hes still a part of jakes subconscious so when i dress bgd i think “what would jake think dirk would wear” its the projection and the expectations that are so delicious dirk being obfuscated through one layer of Jakes Expectations for Him aaaaagh
#faust text#ive been sick for the past like weekish so ive been confined to ibispaint for scribbles#but i doodled smth of them at the mall i want to put colors on this week#i saw boy kills world recently and though the context is entirely different a part of that movie made me Think of Them again#always struggling when you get obsessed with niche ideas but i must draw
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#r: roxy#really really awesome work#love the idea of a shadow of another version of you staring back…
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this may be a controversial opinion but i just cant bring myself to draw meat!jake in those little shorts. this isnt to hate on the shorts in general its just i can fix his taste in suit-wear so i choose to. but i feel a little bad about it im sorry for hating your little shorts in this specific instance jake
#faust text#you think the shorts are what distinguishes him personalitywise from grandpa#like thats the single thread thus by removing them im dooming him to a similar fate#much to think about
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that thing the kids call a Fan Troll beloved whimsical clown oc "jt"
#faust doodles#fantroll#homestuck#i got a really awesome comm of them by bloobydabloob that i love so so much#then realized ive never posted anything about this thing so i drew this real quick#theyre a bard of heart this is a different spin on the fit like meenahs thief of life ones in ministrife#kefka fandaniel pagliacci phenotype#clowns and jesters are my favorite mythical creature
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First kiss,
Last love;
Darling we were made to destroy the other.
Because dirk and jake never talk on screen to each other, a lot of the background elements used to portray their relationship i feel are overlooked for the maganimity they play in the atmosphere and feel of the relationship. How much it meaans. I tried to capture it with passion.
The “kiss” quite literally the most cinematic kiss in all of homestuck with a dragon plus beheaded babe plus exploding volcano. Literally starting a relationship with a bang.
the fact that Dirk knew to catch his attention truly he wanted to give him a picture perfect scene to reminisce them (and inexplicably end up tying those two togethee for LIFE) but not being so sure about it until it happened. Did dirk or jake know it was going to turn out this way? No. Absolutely not. But it certainly happened.
Also the breakdown of while it is dirks first kiss it is essentially hals while dirk watches. Really funny to think about John watching it too. And the fact that jake was shaking dirks head after the whole ordeal like man.. what is this freaks problem.
Then theres the ending. Quite literally “the end.” Planets colliding is used as a romantic metaphor but in this one its dark. Its mutual assured destruction. In the doomed timeline dirk only had to see that and the destruction of the brother he never mets planet and he chose to focus om those two specifically to make the decision he was not interested in any future progress whatsoever. Its so poignant. Its so jarringly sad. He was 16.
Theres so much tragedy in dirkjake its a hug with a knife in your back and a tight grip. Idk. I havent been drawing at all so here. Take this.
#r: dirk#r: jake#r: dirkjake#ohh i love these and your thought process behind it#their impact transient yet overpowering…
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#r: jasprose#r: jane#r: jasprosejane#yes yes yes peak peak peak i love this so much thank you#everyone always forgets about them but theyre so good#janes world. irrevocably altered
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i always get nervous posting this sort of thing (i worry it comes across as conceited) but if anyone wants me to draw their favorite homestuck character or otherwise homestuck related thing you are welcome to slam dunk that shit in my askbox… i will do it. maybe . Eventually. theres still so many guys ive just never drawn due to tunnel vision
#faust text#the obsessive fixation worm in my brain is always forcing me to draw dirk or jake or whatever…#but of course requests of those guys are finetoo<3
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for those people to skipped acts 1-4 to get to the trolls
here is just a tiny piece of what you missed out on
[S] Descend
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