this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

google know’s it’s stuff,

the lesson of arknights is that france would have lost the battle of austerlitz if sauron had a say in it

followed your example and the results have beeb spectacular

example of what

the muse ⬇️

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this endless cycle of violence between Growers and Showers on the streets of our great nation must stop. Thats why if you elect me, the guy whose penis stays exactly the same no matter what you go and do to it, I promise that we will enter an era of sheer peace the likes of which you’ve never seen, jack

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.