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hansvlitz · 21 hours
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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
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hansvlitz · 2 days
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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
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hansvlitz · 3 days
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OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE
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hansvlitz · 4 days
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View from the Dunes, c. December 1984.
Photo by Gunnar Kullenberg.
Caesars, Imperial Palace, Holiday Casino, Sands, Castaways. Circus Circus Casino Tower West in the upper right.
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hansvlitz · 5 days
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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hansvlitz · 6 days
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The Stunning Helleborus Black Beauty !
Find out more and Seeds here : ETSY
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hansvlitz · 7 days
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how to solve your potatoes from sticking to the pan
are you trying to stop your potatoes to sticking to the pan? follow these simple pro steps to prevent potatoes sticking to the pan. easy to follow steps to not have potatoes stuck to your pan! [AD] potatoes have been sticking to the nonstick pan for centuries. here's how to unstick stuck stick potatoes from your nonstick pan. try adding more oil to your pan! add oil and they will stick less to your pan. using a nonstick pan also helps this. [AD] potatoes still sticking to the pan? try these other hacks to stop sticking pan potatoes. even pros do them! potatoes stick to pans in no small part because starch is sticky. consider using potatoes with lower starch, or a pan with lower starch. [AD] [AD] consider you may be using too much oil? consider using less oil in the pan, as it can make potatoes stick to your pan. potatoes can stick to the pan even in the microwave! moreover, these procedures can help to prevent potatoes sticking from your pan in the microwave. [AD] potatoes have less starch after they are cooked. add potatoes to pan only after they have been fully cooked. this can help sticking to your pan. now that you know how the pros do to stop potato from sticking to your nonsticking to your pan, consider How To Stop Onion Sticking To Your Pan
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hansvlitz · 8 days
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Gabrielle Garland (American, b. 1968, New York, NY, USA) - Untitled, 2022, Paintings: Acrylic, Oil on Canvas
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hansvlitz · 9 days
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HELLO whoever at buzzfeed made him read a lesbian-on-gay thirst tweet you are my idol
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hansvlitz · 10 days
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© jan pienkowski - botticelli’s bed & breakfast - 1997
I just realized we can actually buy this here…
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hansvlitz · 11 days
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Car Breakdown at night   -   Jeroen Henneman, 1973.
Dutch,b,1943-
Lithography, 60 x 46 cm.
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hansvlitz · 12 days
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Crying over these lesbian cats
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hansvlitz · 13 days
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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars
the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?
me: hm
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hansvlitz · 14 days
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hansvlitz · 15 days
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Lonely spring scenery in Yellowstone Nat’l Park.
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hansvlitz · 17 days
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Guy Gladwell (British, 1946-2014), Lace Tablecloth, 1987. Oil on canvas, 36 x 28 in.
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