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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
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Why are the swifties not only misusing the term manic episode but also comparing taylor's garbage "I'm crazyyy 🤪" album to fall out boy's album Mania which was actually written by someone with bipolar disorder about his experiences with his actual mental illness that he has in real life. I can't do this. Don't insult pete wentz like that
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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remember when people thought gerard wouldn't do the moans at the shrine because he was "too old to want to do that now" lmao (x, x)
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9-1-1 -> 7x3 ❝ capsized ❞ / 7x4 ❝ buck, bothered and bewildered ❞
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There was an old man who lived by a forest.
As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.
He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”
“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”
So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
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Peter: Are you having sex with Derek?
Stiles: If I were having sex with Derek, do you think I'll keep quiet about it?
Derek: You're not very quiet about it. The neighbors complained again.
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Lydia: How long is Derek...
Stiles: Around 9 inches, probably a little bit more.
Lydia: ... going to take to get here?
Stiles: Please, don't tell him I said that.
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