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Cardcaptor Sakura | Episode 27
"Sakura and the Shrine of Memories"
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Yall can't convince me that nature doesn't communicate in vibes. A spider came out from under the water facet outside. I kindly asked it to move away, because it was scaring my 4 year old. With plenty of compliments and encouragement, the spider climbed all the way to the ceiling. I asked it to move to the side, so it started heading towards a crack in my door frame. Again, I asked him to please not go inside my house. "I won't kill you, but they might. It'd be a shame for that to happen to a pretty spider like you." Then it dropped to the ground and went into a different hole in the pavement. With it completely out of sight and away from the water facet, I could finally wash off my son's hands and feet.
Later on in the day, a fly got trapped in my room. (I leave doors/windows open sometimes for fresh air.) It kept landing near my face, so I got incredibly frustrated. After cooling off, I realized I had a strawberry milk facemask on, and it smelled sweet. I bargained with the fly. "Look, I get it. You're gonna die in the next 24-48 hours anyhow, and I don't blame you for wanting to stay in a pretty, smelly good room. As long as you stay away from my face, I'll let you live." That mf never came near me again. It's asleep on my bathroom door rn and I'm not going to kill it. It stayed away from me, so I'm holding up my end of the deal. Call me crazy, but I'm sticking to my word.
Anyhow, being a nature girl talking about how much nature talks back isn't surprising. 💚🙏🌸
[Edit: I dogsit on the side, and a couple asked me to help them. They warned me he's a guard dog and an American Bully. Yall, this dog was like putty in my hands the moment he met me. They were shocked, but now I'm his official dogsitter. He did get really excited once, jumped on me for hugs, and knocked me to the floor. It was out of love, so I laughed it off.]
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*Me and the holy spirit as it's telling me to go up to a stranger and tell him his mom said it was okay that he left. Then the man breaks down crying. Apparently, the last time he saw his mom before she passed was when he deployed with the military.
Holy spirit : Give that woman the 20$. Don't go get your groceries.
Me : *kindly gives the money*
Woman : I can buy my insulin! Thank you!!! *goes straight into the pharmacy next to us*
Me : *best friend texts me to join them for dinner at their home and gives me a to-go plate*
Holy spirit : move.
Me : *moves a few inches*
*the heavy-duty lampshade on the ceiling falls to the floor and shatters. I could feel the breeze in my hair as it fell right by me*
"How is this possible? Her life makes no sense."
If it ever makes sense to you, lmk cause it never has for me. I just know to trust my intuition 100% and stay close to God. Love heavily, forgive easily, stuff like that.
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