one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

my scapegoat is eating your straw man

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

"at least" is a great phrase. at the bare minimum its not all bad. at the very bare minimum there is something good. at least its a nice day out. at least i said hello. at least i ate. at least i slept. at least the sun is still in the sky. at least at least at least at least

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

she would not be wearing fucking make up

theyre making me suck down on that thang like my life depends on it and ive had ENOUGH

doctor made me get an inhaler and im feeling really self-conscious about it. its like smoking for dweebs. i dont even smoke

doctor made me get an inhaler and im feeling really self-conscious about it. its like smoking for dweebs. i dont even smoke

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It's wild to me that there are people out there who genuinely don't like women. I'm not even talking like romantically or sexually or anything I mean like they just don't care about them at all.

They won't watch or read anything with female main characters, they don't listen to music made by women, they don't ever think about girls at all. It's crazy to me

this too shall pass