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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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I legit cannot wait for The Dark Artifices. Like you KNOW Jem and Tessa will be in it because Jem is a Carstairs!!!!!
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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I’m honestly very surprised that no one has sent me to my guidance counselor while I’m reading in school. Because honestly, last year I was reading Clockwork Princess when we had extra time in Algebra and whispered “damn Herondale’s and their fucking sex in caves. What a family.”
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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I finished Clockwork Princess. OMGSH. All the happy tears ever. I had already read the whole TMI series, so I knew they reunited BUT IT ACTUALLY SHOWS YOU THEM REUNITING!!!!!
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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I kinda hate that I’ve already read the whole mortal instruments and know what i know about Tessa and Jem. BUT. I just started Clockwork Princess and my heart hurts. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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SAME.
Just finished Clockwork angel. I laughed so hard when I found out the cat that Jem took is Church lol
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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AH. Just finished Clockwork Angel. OMGSH. WILL you annoying, sarcastic, secretive pain. JEM!!!!!!!! IT SOMEWHAT MAKES SENSE NOW. TESSA WHAT ARE YOU!!! CHURCH!!!! Oh and then there’s the Lightwood’s no one likes. BUT JUST YOU WAIT. Your offspring and the Herondale’s. They gonnnnaaa be best buds.
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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late night breakdowns are my speciality
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else
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Derek Shepherd Tribute: favorite scenes ↳ 5x11 “Wish You Were Here”
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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Went into Publix liquor store and got followed around from the moment I walked in. Got the, “No way you’re 21, ID now!” Proceeded to give ID and get stared at. I do not look that young, but thanks.
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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I’ve tried to turn away from God so many times. I’ve tried everything else. I’ve spent and chased and invested and used. In the end: Where else could I go? Nothing else fulfills me when I find it; nothing else forgives me when I fail it. No one takes me back like He does.
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Two years ago at this time Eileen and I were both in treatment. When we made our summer bucket list, it had things like ‘eat at a restaurant where we don’t know the calories’ and ‘eat a scary food’ and ‘stay out of the hospital’. 
Now we’re both in California, and today we checked off the first two things on this summer’s bucket list— ‘road trip along the coast’ and ‘go to Santa Cruz’.  Along the way we ate ice cream and got lost on back roads through nature preserves and hopped out of the car every time we saw something pretty.  
Two years ago we were terrified of life, but these days we seem to be running toward it at full speed. 
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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I can legally buy alcohol. What is this sorcery?
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h0whel0ves · 9 years
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Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.
When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.
I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.
So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.
Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.
Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.
Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.
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