Hungry baby

Hitching a ride

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

A series of selfies shot sometime this week

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

the circus was in town that day 🤡

another two outtakes 😚

Out in a fit: call that an outfit

i need “Happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum” to become a known phrase immediately