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- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.
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Asexual men are really rad and really brave for realizing their sexuality in an era when men are still pressured to be “sex obsessed”
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Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon "master" is given complete control and "players" must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You've all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn't work. I'm begging you.
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i’ve heard a lot of people talk about the EXCELLENT potential of a high intelligence/low wisdom dnd character (i.e. an brilliant academic who keeps setting their dumb ass on fire because they always store their wand in their back pocket)
but i’ve not seen any posts about the equal potential of a high wis/low int character (i.e. someone incredibly perceptive who gives deep and meaningful reassurance to their friends and then 5 minutes later asks what a can opener is)
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John gets pulled over on the highway for speeding…
John: “Is there a problem officer?”
Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”
John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble, officer? I don’t have a license, so I shouldn’t be driving this car that I jacked from this dude I just killed. The gun I used is right here in the glove box and his body is in that trunk”
Cop: “Holy shit!”
The cop contacts his PD and in moments there are more cops everywhere. The chief of police steps up.
Chief: “Sir, may I see your license?”
John: “Sure”
John had his license
Chief: “May I see the vehicle’s owner registration?”
John: “Sure”
It was his car
Chief: “Could you open your glove box?”
John: “Sure”
There were no weapons
Chief: “Could you pop open your trunk?”
John: “Be my guest”
There were no bodies in the trunk
Chief: “Sorry to put you through this, but the officer who called me said you were driving without a license, you had stolen the car, you had a gun in the glove box, and the owner’s dead body in the trunk”
John: “Yeah, I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you that I was speeding”
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50 minutes in to The Film Reroll's telling of the Wizard of Oz: hey, Dorothy didn't fall asleep during the Poppy scene! haha they really are a little off script aren't they :)
55 minutes into the episode: the wizard is encouraging Dorothy to stage an assassination of Glinda so he can assume absolute power over Oz. Dorothy and her friends split up over political ideals. Suddenly we're in the middle of an intense political thriller.
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listening to film reroll’s part ii of the wizard of oz. joc really be out there living every little girl’s dream of being able to kick their way through their problems.
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the film reroll podcast is extremely good and everyone should go listen
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relistening to fave episodes of @FilmReroll lately (by which i mean every episode) and was inspired to make faux movie poster for their version of Jaws ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * ) @pitrpatr @RerollAndy @pauloquiros (and Jon!) all made this episode so amazing i can’t choose a favorite part
(copied caption from twitter too lazy to remove @s lol)
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coast guard: hi this is the coast guard
brody: hi i’d like to report a shark attack
coast guard: what’s the uhh longitude and latitude?
brody: it’s amity massachuse-
coast guard: ah yeah yeah we know.. was it a fatal shark attack?
brody: it certainly was
coast guard: was it a- mangled person?
brody: yes it was
coast guard: you have the body?
brody: we do
coast guard: it’s gross isn’t it
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