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[PG] Lightyear (2022)
While spending years attempting to return home, marooned Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear encounters an army of ruthless robots commanded by Zurg who are attempting to steal his fuel source. Animation/Action. 6.1/10. 1 hour and 45 minutes.
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JESUS CHRISTMAS HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, DUDE.
I FOUND A GREY HAIR?!
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OLD! OLD! OLD! OLD! OLD!
I FOUND A GREY HAIR?!
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LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023)
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The Last Stop in Yuma County (2023) Francis Galluppi
May 18th 2024
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there's nothing worse than an unsatisfying ending to a good story.
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YOU'RE A SNAKE IS WHAT YOU ARE.
So does the CIA but that doesn't make me feel much better either!!
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YES I WANT YOU TO BLEED ON THE FLOOR UNTIL THERE'S NO LIQUID LEFT IN YOUR SYSTEM AND YOU SHRIVEL UP LIKE A RAISIN.
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING THAT.
PARDON?! THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!!! I DIDN'T HOOK MYSELF UP TO THIS DAMN IV DRIP!!!
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YOU ARE AWAKE NOW. DISCONNECT IT.
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING THAT.
PARDON?! THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!!! I DIDN'T HOOK MYSELF UP TO THIS DAMN IV DRIP!!!
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no one does it like him any more
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I'LL PLAY WITH THE BOTS OTHERWISE AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.
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I was cleaning up my computer and found this old thing that I never posted but...I quite like the atmosphere ♥
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HELLO, GROUP CHAT CONSISTING OF MY THREE CLOSEST COMPATRIOTS. I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME. IN FRONT OF YOU IS AN INVITE TO MY TABLETOP SIMULATOR LOBBY. CLICK ON THE LINK.
#Ic#HAVOC OF THE TAINTED THRONE? DIPLOMACY? CATAN? BETRAYAL AT HOUSE ON THE HILL?#COME ON.#IT'S LIKE HERDING CATS.
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NOBODY LEAVES THE ROOM UNTIL WE FINISH.
THEY ARE NOT TRULY YOUR FRIENDS UNLESS THEY ARE WILLING TO DEVOTE SEVERAL WEEKS TO CAMPAIGN FOR NORYH AFRICA WITH YOU. BY THIS DEFINITION I HAVE NONE. ONE DAY I WILL HAVE ALL OF MY SUPPOSED "FRIENDS" IN A ROOM WHICH I WILL LOCK WITH NO OBJECTS SAVE FOR THIS GAME. AND WHEN THEY SUCCUMB TO BOREDOM THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE. BUT TO CAMPAIGN.
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THEY ARE NOT TRULY YOUR FRIENDS UNLESS THEY ARE WILLING TO DEVOTE SEVERAL WEEKS TO CAMPAIGN FOR NORYH AFRICA WITH YOU. BY THIS DEFINITION I HAVE NONE. ONE DAY I WILL HAVE ALL OF MY SUPPOSED "FRIENDS" IN A ROOM WHICH I WILL LOCK WITH NO OBJECTS SAVE FOR THIS GAME. AND WHEN THEY SUCCUMB TO BOREDOM THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICE. BUT TO CAMPAIGN.
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