me: i like this thing! my brain: excellent, it’s your reason to live now. you won’t be able to think about anything else for a few days, weeks or even months. talking about virtually anything else will be a nightmare, but so will be talking about The Thing, because no one shares your level of enthusiasm. have fun!

I LOVE THEM!!!!!

me with tumblr on my screen someone: oh u have tumblr? me: no

Can you hear me screaming?!

In German🇩🇪:

referee: Schiedsrichter

offside: Abseits

penalty kick: Elfmeter/ Strafstoß

For Science reblog this with how do you say “referee”, “offside” and “penalty kick” in your native language ❤️  

same

literally the best part abt sports is hating other teams so if you support every team under the sun where do you get off exactly ..

Oh boy, I've really missed that smile..

are we just gonna pretend that dele not wishing happy birthday to eric is not that bad or can i start crying

imma be sat like this all night until dele wishes happy birthday to eric

My brother is playing Fifa right now (he's talking to his friends on Teampeak). And it takes all my control not to come in and tell him to stop calling Dele Dele Alli.

i’m going to bed, goodnight is actually code for i’ll be reading fanfiction until 3am, pray for my health

me:

I am a big dog lover. Maybe that's one of the reasons why I love Eric Dier.

I kind of fell in love with Eric Dier and Dele and now I am in this Deledier hole and I can't escape anymore.

Goodbye to all my friends and social life, but I need to go and ship Deledier.

Marco is such a mood