In short a lot of random shit. I do not own any of the pictures I upload, they're just what I found on the internet that I found awesome and HI-Larious
My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
I did not know about this!! WHY DID THEY CUT IT OUT????
Raise your hand if you’ll never get over the fact that Draco threw Harry his wand in the battle originally, defying his parents and the Dark Lords wishes, finally making his own decision for himself but they cut the scene to keep up his “cowardly” image.
Whoever owns that store, saw his chance and gloriously took it, knowing it would become popular
every time i see "why are you buying clothes at the soup store" i have to laugh because there's a mall near my grandparents' house and one of the stores in it is called soup store and you'll never guess what they sell
As I was looking at this meme and I glanced over to the SR-71 portion of it, for some reason I recognized it and as I read the whole name, my brain pulled up tHIS QUEUED MEMORY IN VERBATIM:
"The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird - an advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 at an altitude of 85,000 feet!"
Thinking about it, I believe it was Prof. Mcgonogall who bombarded the dursleys house with the hogwarts letters and not dumbledore. Why you ask? Well going by the theory that she’s been watching harry between school years as he was growing up, she decided to take matters into her own hands and drive them to the point of madness, plus it would have made james proud to know that he and the marauders antics during their time at hogwarts rubbed off on her
In case you’re having a bad day/week, here’s a picture of an adorable pupper that I found for anyone on tumblr to look at, and brighten up your day.