Where did Greta Van Fleet get their name?

Q: Where did Greta Van Fleet get their name?

asked from anon

A: A random word generator!

Q: Did Greta Van Fleet steal music?

taken from a Google Search

A: …no 🤫😇

Q: Is Danny Wagner related to Greta Van Fleet?

taken from a Google Search

A: Danny is the godmother of the Kiszka boys! He packs their lunches, makes sure they take their vitamins, and keeps track of how much water they drink everyday.

Does GVF celebrate valentine’s day?

Q: Does GVF celebrate valentine’s day?

asked from anon

A: The boys absolutely love Valentine’s day! This is actually their favorite holiday to celebrate and they usually spend the day making heart-shaped treats and giving each other handmade Valentine’s. <3

Q: What is Sam Kiszka’s name?

taken from a Google Search

A: …yes

Q: Who designs Greta Van Fleet costumes?

taken from a Google Search

A: God himself. :)

Q: Where do Greta Van Fleet come from?

taken from a Google Search

A: When they aren’t performing, completing interviews, or drinking margs and salty dogs, the boys will dig burrows in the ground and have tea parties with one another. This explains not only where they come from every day, but it also explains why they like to be in nature so much! They love being in areas full of lush soil to dig in.

Q: Why is Josh Kiszka so weird?

taken from a Google Search

A: you’re weird :/

Q: Why are Greta Van Fleet always barefoot?

taken from a Google Search

This is a question that I also had when I first joined the fandom, so I’m starting with this one!

A: They actually wear shoes all the time! They use a spray-on film that makes it look like they are barefoot, but in reality, they are still protected from the dirt and grime that lies on the ground. It’s extremely similar to the Spray-on Shoes from the hit movie franchise Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs!

Hello!

I see there are many new members of The Peaceful Army out there, so I decided to make this blog to answer many of the questions you may have about the band and the fandom. Hope this helps!

Submit your questions, and I’ll answer them accordingly.

Disclaimer: I am not GVF, nor do I know the boys personally. This blog is completely satirical and all “answers” should be taken as a joke. Please do not hesitate to reach out if something is unintentionally problematic or offensive, or if you have a genuine question. All serious posts will be tagged with /srs or /gen, but everything else is a joke. Enjoy and have fun!