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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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i love when people draw the pikmin characters as weird little animals so i tried my hand at creature-ifying olimar :]
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green-t-ea · 5 hours
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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it
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green-t-ea · 5 hours
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warmup doodle dump from the last few weeks of a bracken!
its name is clover and it lives under the bunk beds of one very unfortunate crew
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green-t-ea · 5 hours
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After recent events, I felt like I should update this meme
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green-t-ea · 7 hours
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I don't know. Something… Like a demon lizard? Once had wings…?
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green-t-ea · 7 hours
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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green-t-ea · 7 hours
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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green-t-ea · 7 hours
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I keep on thinking 'man people are staring at me, are they being homophobic or...?' and then I remember I have this pattern shaved into my legs
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green-t-ea · 7 hours
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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.
The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.
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green-t-ea · 10 hours
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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.
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green-t-ea · 10 hours
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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.
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green-t-ea · 10 hours
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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.
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green-t-ea · 22 hours
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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?
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