mischieffoal
My heart is a fish
The above is an accurate description of a confused quiroromantic.
I'm Cici, xe/xem/xir pronouns
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So Bail, get this, Bail Organa sends some ships to an Imperial-controlled planet. And those ships get stolen by The Rebel Scum. Bail goes ‘how dare you let my ships get stolen I demand full compensation’ and the Imperial Senate goes ‘ohhhHH of course of COURSE we are SO SORRY here are your credits Mr. Senator Organa sir’ and Bail, get this, Bail uses those credits to buy MORE ships and send them on Relief Missions to planets Suffering From Rebel Presences and those ships get STOLEN right out from under the Imperials’ noses. How could this be??? The INCOMPETENCE. In THEIR GREAT EMPIRE.
And Palpatine, who knows Bail had tea on the weekends with Obi-Wan Kenobi, has seventeen different reports on his desk every week telling him that the Empire is compensating Alderaan for losses sustained on Imperial planets and he’s seething as he signs them because he just KNOWS it’s never an accident and he’s actually funding the Rebellion but he can’t do anything about it because Bail, when asked about it, just presses a dramatic hand to his own heart and says, ‘why, Emperor, I have NO IDEA how The Rebel Scum keeps acquiring my vessels. Maybe if YOUR security forces were more effective we wouldn’t be in such a TRAGIC situation so often. Sign here.’
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I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.
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he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
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time quangle manchester out of context:
'are you my mom?'
Flexing
sexy rat debates
99 red parakeets
Is gorgug a himbo?
Sharing shades
Many friends references
Annabelle cheddar Nepo baby
The wolverine of hairdressers
Brennan quangles in to talk abt shoelace tips and dies
Cheese of the month boxes
Gorgug is actually a riverdale teen
Margaret does 1 damage with a blackberry
2 Beardsley nat 1s
Bonus action: dissociate
baron's cousin appears
Gorgug's best friends gilear and arthur
Gilear cheese expert
Barry was born with stubble
Rowan and Margaret girlboss duo (ochre business cards)
Who do you know in this room rn?
Ally pulls a muscle trying to moonwalk sitting down
Mantaray jack is given a sanitary pad for a wound
1000s of cheese bones
Margaret does Sophie's nails
My grandmother (in like a minion way not familial)
Interactive theatre (better than sleep no more!)
Hand sanitizer and self help books
Snow white reboots
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OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS FOR THE D20 LIVE SHOW (MANCHESTER EDITION)
bonus action dissociate
do you pay rent, or is that taken care of?
don't worry, I'll eat you later
they are called aglets!
were you a child actor?
if you get hurt in the show you get hurt in real life!
she's not hot, she's annoying
i don't steal children, i pay for them with cheese!
i knew i'd be cancelled at some point but i didn't think it would be over this
i think you'd look better with a bob
the teal may be muted, but the attacks are not
she's not MY grandma
are my socks sharp?
how do you drink that much hand sanitiser NOT on purpose??
on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you look like a magical bird?
i've probably forgotten so many good ones, feel free to add!! this show was WILD, y'all, i am so incredibly happy i got to be there in person
#ohmygid i love seeing these#magical bird is that a lords of the wing thing?? i doubt it but i live in hope#dimension 20
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“maybe helio wouldn’t have let that happen.”
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I don't think Buddy asks Helio any questions.
Kristen asked 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' because she believed in all the good things she was taught, but noticed the strange disconnect between the world as it was and the world as it was taught to her. So she thought, surely, if I can't come up with the answer, Helio will have it. And she hates him for dodging her question.
Buddy is far more deluded than Kristen ever was. And he is far, far angrier inside as a result, even if he deliberately conceals this fact from himself to protect himself from the inevitable mental breakdown this would cause. Buddy is not as altruistic and giving and caring as Kristen is. He wouldn't question why he was betrayed or dig into a question like 'Why do bad things happen to good people?' Those aren't the answers he needs, because of course he'd be betrayed by someone outside the church, that makes perfect sense. Of course bad things happen to good people, we simply live in a fallen world.
Or, well. He used to live in a fallen world. Now he's dead here. In Helio's divine domain.
I think Buddy, as he wanders through fields of corn to the big farmhouse where Helio is chilling out, privately thinks about the fact that Kristen Applebees' horrified expression was the last thing he ever saw before a sharp pain in his throat. I think Buddy assumes Helio knows he's thinking this and apologizes for bringing thoughts like that into paradise. I think he thanks Helio for recognizing his devotion and bringing him here once he died and dutifully deceives himself about his own rising emotions at contending with the fact that he's dead now.
After all, he was raised to die. He was raised to want to die.
To want to be here with his god whenever it was he called Buddy to him. So he doesn't feel upset, no, of course not. He's just a little surprised at how sudden it was. (How completely random. How unceremonious and unfair.) He's a little bit worried how his grandparents would react to the news is all. (He cracks a joke that maybe he'll see them here shortly after they do get the news. He doesn't laugh at it.) He had his own plans for how he'd spread the good word in life, but of course, Helio had other plans. (Nothing Buddy ever wanted really mattered. He knew that, he knew the will of Helio was the real thing that mattered, and everything else was just a small list of preapproved extracurriculars in the syllabus of his life.)
He can't be upset about this.
He shouldn't be upset about this.
This is his reward.
This place and these people and this god are his reward for a life of service and devotion and walking in the light.
It's not his place to be upset about his own reward. Kristen got upset when she went to heaven, when she met Helio, and look where that got her.
Look... look where that got her.
He thinks he hates her. For looking at him like that. All the ways she looked at him. Like he was something pitiful and contemptible. Someone she needed to threaten away from her little brother. Someone she has to double and triple check if he's going to revive her when he's under magical oath to do just that or lose his connection to a divinity she threw away after being chosen.
And then. In that last moment, she looked at him and he saw grief and horror and caring. Like his death was awful and unfair and tragic.
And he thinks maybe he hates her for that. For challenging him every conversation they had and looking at him like she knew something he didn't. Like she was above him. Like killing your own god twice in life is a preferable fate to living for the promise of eternal sunlight and cornbread in death. A promise which was kept to him.
Kristen was promised to Helio, too.
And he can't unsee her face. He can't move along and focus on what truly matters (Helio, the church, spreading the word, doling out divine punishment when needed) because he's reached the end. There is nothing left. Only this bright sunny cornfield and a god who... is nice. And who cares about him, personally. He got Buddy's name wrong the first and only time they held audience.
He thinks he hates Kristen, and he hates that that hatred isn't immediately squashed out of his soul just by being here. In paradise. Where he belongs. Where every follower of Helio belongs. Where he never has to have anyone look at him the way Kristen did ever again.
I don't think Buddy Dawn asks Helio any questions. Because how do you ask the god you devoted every waking minute of your life to, 'Why do I hate it here? Why does this feel like hell?'
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Autophobia: an irrational, extreme fear of being alone
#oh fuck yeah#his drooping ears#that baron is his reflection#gorgug wouldn't fit right in the mirror he's so tall so he's coming in from the back#i love it#fantasy high
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18/04/2024
mary ann introduces gorgug as her best friend to every person they meet
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compilation of zac critting during the last standard exam bc he's insane
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Flood at the Ford of Bruinen
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People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan
People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…
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Blue lightsaber Dooku this, red lightsaber Dooku that. Hey actually maybe those old Legends drawings were right! Should've given this guy the most viciously green blade you've ever seen and stuck with it!!
And you know what? Imagine Star Wars if his lightsaber had STAYED green. VISUAL STORYTELLING. Next to red, green is THE bad guy signifying color. The evil queen special. Can you imagine Dooku but giving Maleficent? Yeah. And now imagine if he had anything resembling an arc in the movies. The way he was never fully Sith and how his lightsaber would reflect that visually. The way it could flash in the darkness and people would breathe a sigh of relief, thinking he is a Jedi, only to be so so wrong. The way it would be a constant reminder of who he used to be. How twisted his old life has become and how impossible it is to scrub decades of Jedi lifestyle from a person. Idk I just
I fucking need this guys
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