i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?
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i had three fic ideas. wrote one. i still have three fic ideas. this is not how math is supposed to work.
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i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours
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indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
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What if someone created an AI that was educated purely from everything on Tumblr?
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leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
his friend: wait, what was mission number one?
leader: fucking getting here, travis.
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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
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“OH THIS BITCH NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN”
-me about 99.9% of the characters on The Glory
I don’t encourage violence (often) but every single bully needs a full american style beat down at the end of each calendar day.
I can’t wait to write for the The Glory’s american adaption, The MollyWhop
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I'm sorry to everyone that follows me, but I'm about to make The Glory my entire personality
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commits medical malpractice comes home to cook dinner for his girl displays behaviour is insane he really said malewife maliciousness malpractice! 10/10 character
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Get you a man who will deliver your anemia medicine for you, volunteer for gruesome murders for you, set up a nice cozy tent in his massive house for you, conduct medical malpractice for you, recreate the sound of the wind through the trees for you, buy a funeral home for you, make fondue for you, gently hit a guy with his car in the rain for you,
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HA DO YEONG eating his salad (& her ass up with that response)
THE GLORY - EPISODE 11
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