Choose Gove.
Choose a knob.
Choose a careerist.
Choose a fanatic.
Choose rotting away outside of Europe,
Pishing your last in a miserable no deal
Nothing more than an anathema to the selfish,
Fucked-up twat
You voted to represent yourself.
Choose your future. Choose Gove.
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Oh f#ck, just when having Trump was bad enough for the environment, the UK government goes and puts Gove in charge of our environmental issues. Argghhhhh!
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With apologies to Steve Carrell’s 2005 movie
“Michael seems to have an emotional need to gossip, particularly when drink is taken, as it all too often seemed to be.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/michael-gove-has-an-emotional-need-to-gossip-particularly-when-d/
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New postings inspired by stories such as:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/11595776/Michael-Gove-new-Justice-Secretary-wanted-to-bring-back-hanging.html
The truth will out! Not driving but perhaps still instructing?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31080845
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Cabinet reshuffle but we'll still get dealt the same dubious card elsewhere in the government! At least those in education can celebrate!!!
In the House of Cards, the Chief Whip is an utterly ruthless and conniving politician, he pursues only his own political agenda and manipulates everyone around him to grab influence and prestige, at the potential cost of utterly destroying everyone else to push himself forward. Sounds about right for Gove.
http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/17/gove-gets-stuck-in-toilet-on-first-day-of-new-job-4801408/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nicky-morgan---bride-michael-3888636
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The Minister stood on the sinking ship;
His policies were all failing.
He turned around to look for support -
But was pushed right over the railing.
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"Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing."
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
"A book is a loaded gun in the house next door…Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man?"
― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
"To read too many books is harmful."
- Chairman Mao (Zedong)
So which quote sounds more like Gove?
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In response to the cringe-worthy rap... http://www.bbc.co.uk/schoolreport/26774451
Perhaps he wants to be the new Tom Jones?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/loads-of-hot-sex-michael-gove-on-why-young-business-people-come-to-london-9242144.html
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-26335206
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Gove is happy to turn out Marxists provided they can answer the history questions at pub quizzes correctly.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/10542727/Michael-Gove-criticises-disconnected-history-lessons.html
Gove has mouthed off about History again:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532923/Michael-Gove-blasts-Blackadder-myths-First-World-War-spread-television-sit-coms-left-wing-academics.html
Which had me thinking...
"History education is in crisis. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants. Wibble."
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Gove in talks about IQ? Reminded me of the "I'm with Stupid" episode of Spongebob:
"What?! No! I have a brain! See, here's a picture of it! "
Article about Gove's IQ here:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/michael-gove-held-talks-with-iq-genes-professor-8876500.html
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