Omg 😳 who taught him that?? Haarlep?

Saturday night at Bhaal temple, with an off-duty soon to be Archduke.

Somehow, Durge really did make his Father proud, by throwing the dopest party the Gate had ever known, at his crib, in his name! "Pave my path with asses, build my castle with boozes", eh?

And the other six nights were like:

He would cum in two minutes then cry for an hour. The next day he either puts a hit on you or proposes to you. Depends how he feels.

I want to fuck Gortash in the most tender loving way. But not because I want him to feel loved and comfortable. I want him to be ashamed of how hard he came from such vanilla sex. I'm sure that he is usually a freak in bed and if he likes something vanilla, he will feel SO SO ASHAMED and embarrassed. For him, it'll be like he's a teenager who has premature ejaculation. And this is what I want to see. And this is why I want to fuck him as gently and vanilla as possible. I'm sure he can withstand a huge amount of physical or mental pain, but is Gortash ready to protect himself from tenderness and comfort? This is where I'll catch him!

He did. He's got an 8 in strength, that's his best attempt.

but did he tho?

Poor lil meow meow

LARIAN???

Why does everyone say he's stinky??? This man is dripping in wealth and has servants for his servants, he obviously bathes XD

in my opinion he’s smelly and has so much dick cheese but still i want to eat him out

I WANT TWO BOYFRIENDS,

AND I WANT THE BOYFRIENDS TO BE BOYFRIENDS

AND I WANT THEM TO SIT ON THEIR EVIL THRONES AND HAVE ME SIT ON THEIR LAPS

AND I WANT US TO HAVE LITTLE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND DATES

Played around with that new royal outfit mod, I gotta say I think I like Gort in it best 🙈

Go to your local whole foods/hippie store

Grab a rosewood essential oil and a vanilla essential oil.

Buy a random unscented carrier oil like grape seed, avocado, olive, etc that you're not allergic to.

Mix until it's got a scent level you enjoy.

Congrats, less than 30$ Gortash scent oil!

can someone buy the gortash perfume on etsy and magically transport it to me in europe cause i Cannot pay an extra 100 to have it shipped overseas oml

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Enver Gortash/Reader, Enver Gortash/You Characters: Enver Gortash, Reader Additional Tags: Female Reader, AFAB reader, Dubious Consent, Bondage, Submissive Reader, Sexual Slavery, Praise Kink, Extremely Dubious Consent, Hair-pulling, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Vaginal Sex, Dom/sub, Power Imbalance

Summary: It was a simple story, really; there was a debt to be paid, and not enough money to pay it. Of course, Lord Gortash accepted more things than just money. Your family knew this. They assured you it was a last resort.

Omg you're really cookin with this

I for one would love to hear about Enver’s fucked up relationship with food

tw for dead dove!! not just food, i mention extreme abuse. pls don't read ahead if you're easily triggered.

Ok so I headcanon that he grew up nearly always hungry. Like, he was living in poverty for the first years of his life and his parents didn't particularly like him, so I think there came a time where they just kind of left him to care for himself and, as expected, scavenging for food at 6 years old isn't exactly the healthiest way for a kid to grow. I imagine he stole a lot or traded whatever he could make for gold or just loaves of bread. He went to bed hungry a lot of times, but he managed, and even though his belly wasn't always full, he survived.

HoH, though?? That's a whole other can of worms. I think he was really mistreated there, especially with food. I just bet he was teased with the banquet table a lot, banned from taking anything on it even though it was always full. I headcanon that they just gave the prisoners a mix of leftovers/rotten food (writing a fic about this actually) like once a day which obviously wasn't enough for him, so he was definitely malnourished methinks.

I bet at one point he tried to steal food from the table but they definitely noticed so he was punished by being locked up and starved for like, 2-3 tendays. It got bad, to the point he was just curled up on the floor by the end of it, too hungry and tired to move or do much of anything. He probably resorted to catching one of the rats in his cell and had to force himself to eat it (it didn't help, he vomited it back up) or like, he tried eating his clothes or the hay in his bedroll,, I'm talking really desperate.

(also i have a scene of like, the first time he was sexually assaulted was in the hoh, where in his first days there they'd just forgotten to feed him and another prisoner took advantage of that by using him in exchange for food. it was the first time he learned sex can be used as currency)

Anyway, all of this to say his relationship with food is so fucking complicated I couldn't possibly put it into words cause I'm not experienced enough on the effects of this. So if you have any thoughts at all I'd love to hear them!!

In my very unprofessional opinion, I do think the moment he gathered enough money to eat comfortably, like have his first real normal meal after HoH, he definitely cried of joy. But the mindset of 'you could starve at every moment' definitely stayed with him, to the point he ended up hoarding food and going hungry bc 'I'll need this when things get really bad'. I think he has his ups and lows, like if he's relatively okay in general he has his 3 square meals a day plus a lil fruit, but then he goes on these long days-long tangents of only working where he settles comfortably into the hunger cause he's lived his whole life with it. He's barely affected by it and it's definitely not healthy

I... I have no words. This is devastating in a way I didn't expect.

Betrayal :<

Gortash and Karlach, sometime a decade ago.

(Baby Karlach without all her scars and tattoos and metal implants… 🥺)

Yeah I think so. I don't think there's much else to do when you're a kid in Baldur's Gate and summer is unbearably hot. I think he swam as a child for no other reason than boredom. That being said I don't think he is a strong swimmer by any means. Can't swim against a strong current, but he can swim enough to not drown for awhile.

do yall think gortash can swim?

LOVE the do-gooders on tiktok sending me death threats because I dare connect Gortash's actions with his trauma. Truly they're changing the world for the better 🥰✨

100% yes. His little "Look at you now!"

And he actually seems shocked that she's holding a grudge. He's like, why are you mad at me? I helped you! Selling you, putting you through literal hell in the blood war was *good* for you, actually! Yours so much stronger, faster than you ever were. And it's because I knew you'd survive that I sent you to that fate. You should be thanking me, Karlach. Let's be friends again, hm?

Do you think in a weird way Gortash selling Karlach was a sign of affection? Like he valued her so highly that she was the only one worth the deal? And maybe he thought being sold to a devil would be good for her? In a “I believe you are strong enough for this and it will make you stronger. You’ll thank me one day” sort of way?

Imagine a redeemed Dark Urge leaving the House of Hope, walking into Enver's office, and putting Nubaldin's severed head on his desk like a feral cat putting a dead bird on your doorstep.

And for a moment Enver wonders if you *are* still the person he loved.

*stomps*

*ArchDuke Enver Gortash*

Gortash fuckers will drop kick a small child for this dopamine hit

"I cast gun!"

"... Durge, did you hear me say that line? Did you hear me say a cool thing? Okay just stand closer to me, I'll say it again!"