MC letting Beel eat them with other food, expecting the usual cake, pudding, chocolate syrup, etc. Maybe even ramen soup because Mammon tends to like that.

But you have to understand. You need to be very careful allowing him to do this because he will hit you with the puppy dog eyes while holding a bottle of Mesquite BBQ sauce and you won’t be able to go back after that.

This man canonically likes humans PICKLED so you cannot tell me he wouldn’t ask to eat MC with the most random shit ever. Pastrami on rye? Yes please. He’d be so excited to try them in a hot dog bun with coleslaw and mustard after seeing it on a human world cooking show, bless his heart.

Licking spicy marinara off your cheek is just as romantic as whipped cream, right? He might have to taste test both to make sure, so please free up some time after class and meet him in the kitchen. (But be sure to hide the jar of pickle juice first, for your own sake.)

ok its not vore but its too self indulgent to post on main so imma just throw it here.

basically i read a really nice description of gh.ost taking a shot and it activated some worms in my brain.

new profile pic who dis

A.A. VORE ON MY DASH THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Ph//oenix wri//ght noms

Some wholesome shenanigans, I don't ship Ph//oenix and Ma//ya btw. This is friend stuff

i wanna see k.önig call of duty vore ngl

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Happy April fools everyone!

Or should I say… Opposite Day?

YES

YYYYYES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

Happy April fools everyone!

Or should I say… Opposite Day?

Eated by L.aios

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watching dunmeshi with my wife is going great so far

I need to eat this blog

GO AHEAD , BONE APETIT

im gonna draw myself eated by laios

i want to get eated by laios

Currently Crying Over DunMeshi

I'm only on episode 5 but i just cant. I cant. This is THE beautiful wholesome fantasy anime i didn't know i needed in my life

Im such a freaking nerd for world building, especially in the typical fantasy settings, AND HO BOY????????? the biology of every monster, the care and knowledge put into the cooking parts, the different races??????! I just finished the episode where Laios' party encounters a group of orcs. AND IM SO MESMERIZED BY THE DESIGN OF THEM AND THEIR LITTLE SETTLEMENT. THE TINY LITTLE ORC BABY STOLE MY FUCKING HEART and the orc ladies ....... Hohkrksbsjshskdvf. IM OBSESSED WITH THIS ANIME why didnt i start watching it sooner..........

imagine youre a little guy and

I'm glad you exist :3

SOBS AGGRESSIVELY???!!!! Thank you so much for such kind words, i will remember them FOREVER (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

I'm very glad you exist too!!!!!!

RAHH chilchuck as a mouse