i need to speak my truth. keiichi's house is so fucking ugly i cannot stand looking at it. why is it a three story triangle. this shit looks like something i made in the sims. the siding is three foot tall vinyl slats. this shit looks like a compound a trad-mormon household would make in rural minnesota and get raided by police for containing unlicensed firearms. thank you higurashi for saying in text that this was fresh construction designed by keiichi's dad to fit his studio so i can place the blame on an individual for this japanese mcmansion

hey this is NOW

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The next one of these is happening TODAY. Please attend our mystery PARTY. There will be snacks and HORS D'OEUVRES.

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The next one of these is happening TOMORROW. Be there or be SQUARE.

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Second stream success! Thanks everyone who showed up! Didn't show up? Well, you should watch the vod riiiiight here!

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!!SLIGHT DATE REVISION!!

Stream 2 will happen on Wednesday, 12/6! For the gamers! Be there!!!!!!

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Come watch us fail to solve puzzles!! Drama! Intrigue! Romance? 6PM PST on Thursday 11/30 and WEDNESDAY 12/6 at twitch.tv/kebbs AND youtube.com/@goldentruthspod! If you need to catch up, check the vod for our first stream out riiiiight here!

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Come watch us fail to solve puzzles!! Drama! Intrigue! Romance? 6PM PST on Thursday 11/30 and WEDNESDAY 12/6 at twitch.tv/kebbs AND youtube.com/@goldentruthspod! If you need to catch up, check the vod for our first stream out riiiiight here!

Episode 8 Stream Update

Hey everyone, just checking in. It's been about a week since we cancelled our stream and it doesn't look like we'll be able to get back to it soon. Know that we wouldn't do this unless it was something serious. We all wanna get back to solving these Umineko puzzles and you know we'll let you know the second we have a new plan. Until then, thanks for listening, everyone. Y'all are the best.

(to be clear: everyones alive and no ones hurt. obviously we wanna respect the privacy of our hosts! well let you know what were doing as soon as we know. take care yall.)

!!STREAM CANCELLED!!

It's with great regret that we have to cancel tonight's Episode 8 stream. We're still figuring out when to reschedule and we'll let you know as soon as we do. Thank you so much to all of y'all who were looking forward to it! Stay tuned!!!!!!!!

Hey! There's another one of these happening tomorrow! Check it out at the twitch channel above, or on YouTube riiiiiight here!!!!!! 6 PM PST!!!!!!!

!!STREAM ALERT!! - twitch.tv/kebbs

Your, uh, favorite Umineko podcasters are doing it live! Join us on two consecutive Thursdays for the SOLVE THE MYSTERY STREAMS, where four bozos and one bozo who knows whats going on join in on the mystery solving themselves! There will be laughs! Puzzles! Fictional wifeguys! Tune at 6PM PST on Thursday 10/19 and 10/26 at Jenn's Twitch channel, twitch.tv/kebbs.

This goes without saying, but ALL UMINEKO SPOILERS UP TO THIS POINT ARE FAIR GAME. If you haven't read Umineko, we all recommend checking it out! Maybe along with our podcast that we made? At the same time, this will be most of our cast's first readthrough of this section, so NO SPOILER DISCUSSION PAST THE CURRENT SCREEN WILL BE TOLERATED. Yes, that does include 'hints'. Be cool everyone! And finally, if you want to read along see below the cut for instructions!

In Twilight of the Golden Witch, read up to this screenshot and stop! We'll pick up there for the first stream. If you're a true witch like Jenn, you'll know the parts we're doing. Look forward to it!

The first Golden Truths Halloween Party was a success! Check out the VOD above, and be sure to tune to twitch.tv/kebbs or the Golden Truths YouTube page, 10/26 @ 6PM PST for the next one!! Taste is subjective!!!!!!

!!STREAM ALERT!! - twitch.tv/kebbs

Your, uh, favorite Umineko podcasters are doing it live! Join us on two consecutive Thursdays for the SOLVE THE MYSTERY STREAMS, where four bozos and one bozo who knows whats going on join in on the mystery solving themselves! There will be laughs! Puzzles! Fictional wifeguys! Tune at 6PM PST on Thursday 10/19 and 10/26 at Jenn's Twitch channel, twitch.tv/kebbs.

This goes without saying, but ALL UMINEKO SPOILERS UP TO THIS POINT ARE FAIR GAME. If you haven't read Umineko, we all recommend checking it out! Maybe along with our podcast that we made? At the same time, this will be most of our cast's first readthrough of this section, so NO SPOILER DISCUSSION PAST THE CURRENT SCREEN WILL BE TOLERATED. Yes, that does include 'hints'. Be cool everyone! And finally, if you want to read along see below the cut for instructions!

In Twilight of the Golden Witch, read up to this screenshot and stop! We'll pick up there for the first stream. If you're a true witch like Jenn, you'll know the parts we're doing. Look forward to it!

!!STREAM ALERT!! - twitch.tv/kebbs

Your, uh, favorite Umineko podcasters are doing it live! Join us on two consecutive Thursdays for the SOLVE THE MYSTERY STREAMS, where four bozos and one bozo who knows whats going on join in on the mystery solving themselves! There will be laughs! Puzzles! Fictional wifeguys! Tune at 6PM PST on Thursday 10/19 and 10/26 at Jenn's Twitch channel, twitch.tv/kebbs.

This goes without saying, but ALL UMINEKO SPOILERS UP TO THIS POINT ARE FAIR GAME. If you haven't read Umineko, we all recommend checking it out! Maybe along with our podcast that we made? At the same time, this will be most of our cast's first readthrough of this section, so NO SPOILER DISCUSSION PAST THE CURRENT SCREEN WILL BE TOLERATED. Yes, that does include 'hints'. Be cool everyone! And finally, if you want to read along see below the cut for instructions!

In Twilight of the Golden Witch, read up to this screenshot and stop! We'll pick up there for the first stream. If you're a true witch like Jenn, you'll know the parts we're doing. Look forward to it!