Thank you for introducing me to Platinum Blonde. I honestly can't get enough of them.

That's what I'm here for!

TV party tonight!

Platinum. Blonde.

Snake in his two-decades-early Simon Amstell phase.

There's a menstruation joke in there somewhere.

Car trouble?

Sorry for the delayed post, but I got a new job!

I fully expect to make this face at least a few times a week. Campus/community radio administration, here I come!

Regular posts will resume tomorrow!

Even as she's asking him to hang out, Joanne is really hoping this goth pirate douchbag will stay home.

Don't worry about it, Melanie. One time, I got a piece of curried pineapple in my eye during dinner with a handsome fella. As my eyes watered, the black liner I thought made me look like Peggy Moffitt started running and I had to escape to the bathroom to flush my eyes for, like, ten minutes, and then returned to the table with a pink scrubbed face and puffy eyes.