I havent seen the oops wrong home comic this year...
Happy Holidays everyone! :-D
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- “and even as our bones grow old and later turn to ash, the love between our souls is ageless and forever”
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only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand
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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.
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I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade
Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.
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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.
ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.
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Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once
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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it
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Colorized photo of Vincent van Gogh at his home in Arles in 1869 ~ photo by Robert Capa
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“nobody cares about your wrapped” false. i care. i’m nosy as hell post all your stats i wanna see
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yes my favorite colors are the warm orange of the windows of a house u see on a walk at night and also the deep blue of the night around it
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*shaking from anxiety* wow a quiz to see what kinda bread I am? Okay!
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