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My Other Strap is Organic
Horny, Butch, and Black (she/her/it)With a firearms license25 years past her expiration date
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
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can i sit behind you and just absolutely CHOMP my teeth into your shoulder muscle while i furiously jack you off
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
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every day i am plagued by visions (thoughts about a dunmeshi restaurant au)
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Chilchuck is on borrowed time until the heart attack gets him
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this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day
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¡YOUR FRIDAY ISNT OVER TIL YOU FROT THAT FAGDOG!
fagdog friday
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