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Gideon Graves
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So what you're saying is Gloria is basically you if you were a whore /hj
Who said I wasnt a whore?
I get many bitches, user kiara66
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That catboys gonna lose his mind when he finds out she says the exact same shit i do
Glorias just me if I flirted in a 😏 way instead of whatever the hell I do here
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Okay to be fair she flirts more than I do and she is in fact exactly like me but shut up
Glorias just me if I flirted in a 😏 way instead of whatever the hell I do here
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How gloria talks to people: heyy cutie~~
How I talk to people: burn the constitution
Glorias just me if I flirted in a 😏 way instead of whatever the hell I do here
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Glorias just me if I flirted in a 😏 way instead of whatever the hell I do here
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gideonsuggestions mod you and your mysterious energy fascinates me
hi gideonsuggestions mod facts
I am a prey animal
the men on both sides of my family sing opera ^_^
I was raised in a house in the fucking woods (and not socialized properly as a result)
said home was hundreds of years old thus all water came from a physical well and all heat from an old wood burning stove
I have 3 swords and multiple knives
looks-wise I resemble clara bow
my tante and oncle's house has a thatched roof (I think it's neat!)
my neighbors at home had cows; my tante's had sheep
have fed both; I prefer sheep
also experienced with chicken keeping!
and foraging, cooking, sewing, and sometimes baking
I can't drive tho
I have both a french name and a german name, one for either side of my family. I usually go by the german one
was a "gifted child" but only in writing poetry. I was considered an exemplary poet in grade school and continued to take classes for poetry until I quit a few years ago. actually I don't think ANY of my current friends know that.
I am very afraid of people
I do not understand pop culture references
I joined tumblr to follow frollosuggestions in 2020ish
my music de préférence is edith piaf, alain chamfort and old disney
I'm vegetarian
classic fairy tales made up my childhood and I hold them very dear
I love every one
I hope I have painted a very confusing picture about who I am :)
#you may be the wildest of wild card to ever exist#bros dropping lore i’d read in a fantasy novel#disney princess backstory
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Ive bitched about helluva and hazbin in the past but sallie may they could never make me hate you
“Your f/o must be gideon or matthew” it might seem crazy what im bout to say…
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Ive always dressed exactly like her irl and she me when she wnd she wnd me she
I need to know how tumblr keeps trying to make gifs and insert songs when my fingers are nowhere near those buttons
“Your f/o must be gideon or matthew” it might seem crazy what im bout to say…
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“Your f/o must be gideon or matthew” it might seem crazy what im bout to say…
#f/o means fictinal other right guys im not misusing it#i could post on main but i like this place more#ooc post#just realized the image may be edited
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Saving.
This is the current boycott list my family is using
If anyone wants to add some more things to their boycott list but aren't sure what. I got this list from a video of Palestinian children holding up the brand logos asking us to boycott these brands. If anyone has that video feel free to attach it.
Here's the list:
Coca cola
Sprite
Lilt
Fanta
Pepsi
7up
Tango
Pringles
Walkers (Lays)
Starbucks
Dominos
Mcdonalds
KFC
Dairy Milk
Snickers
Doritoes
Pizza Hut
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my poor baby.. i give him all the tummy rubs and the pets and cuddles and kisses he wants. - swirly 🍥💫
I COULD BEEE A GOOD MOTHER
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i am his mama.. his such a sweet thing. to pure for this world, he’s such a darling. - swirly 🍥💫
I want to brutalize askgman for locking him in the basement which led to his brain being scrambled, but unfortunately I cannot
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Mattie is the sweetest, I crashed on his floor by accident because I fell through the sky, and he tried to help me, he deserves so much love
-J
Mattie for president 2024
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i got him ice cream and stuffed animal, it’s supposed to be a surprise. - swirly 🍥💫
I swear I won’t tell!
I want to get him far from askgman…i could be a good mother :(
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i don’t get people who don’t like mattie.. he’s such a darling, he even calls me mama. - swirly 🍥💫
I’m taking him to get ice cream and out of that hellhouse
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I am truthfully only here because an ex friend of mine begged for patelgraves and its just the easiest blog to shitpost on
we should all have tea or something together
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When I talk about matthew its no longer the blog but rather the Jake and Johnnie version of patelgraves i conjured up in my mind. You know who is who. I know you know.
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