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Im sorry they can WHAT!!!!!!
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American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 馃槂
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American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 馃槂
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When you see it.....
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I present...the Jean-String
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tw: death/souls
WEBCOMIC - INSTAGRAM
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Anyone else ever wonder how long you could party and live it up in Tijuana for like 3k? No one? Just me?
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Well this is gonna be fun to figure out
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Just checking in. Still kicking but barley. Liver and gallbladder staged a mutiny
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A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches
If you go alone, don鈥檛 bring a flashlight. You鈥檒l see things you don鈥檛 want to.
Don鈥檛 bring groups bigger than 12.
Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.
If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.
If you try to read the hymnal, the words won鈥檛 be english anymore.
The Bibles will be blank until you confess.
Don鈥檛 go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don鈥檛 want to know what he really is.
The cross on the wall changes locations, don鈥檛 look at it for too long.
If you see someone praying at the altar, don鈥檛 approach them. If they approach you, don鈥檛 talk to them. Leave immediately.
If you hear the organ playing while you鈥檙e in the basement, know that your time is running out.
If it plays while you鈥檙e in the sanctuary, your time is up.
Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don鈥檛 look for it. Let them have it. It鈥檚 not worth your life.
If you find a rosary, don鈥檛 put it on. It won鈥檛 help.
The water isn鈥檛 holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won鈥檛 work.
Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.
Don鈥檛 get seperated from your friends.
If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you鈥檒l enter another plane of reality with no way back.
If you don鈥檛 spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.
You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn鈥檛 there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.
Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That鈥檚 a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.
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silly cracker
I prefer purpetually salty saltine
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