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gay vampire blurbs and my takes on vampires for a story i am making benny * lesbian * they/them * 20
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list of aphrodisiacs because i haven’t seen this anywhere
chocolate (the obvious)
coffee
tomatoes
red wine
maca
oysters
tuna, if you can believe that
ginseng
figs
chili peppers (especially jalapeños)
ginger
honey
watermelon
avocado
asparagus
pomegranate
bananas
strawberries
saffron
celery
garlic
almonds
pine nuts
pistachios
apples
arugula
ginkgo
and i’m sure there’s plenty more ❤️🔥
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i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions
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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to
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vampires bite your neck because it's sexy but also so you don't see their faces when they're biting you and start laughing hysterically
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You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”
“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”
“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*
“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”
“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)
“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*
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I want to bite and be bit.
I want to leave marks and scars and be given some in return
I want to wear the evidence of my actions just as I would my holy heraldry.
I want to dedicate the permanence of myself to each act just as I would the work of God
I am not afraid of any sacrifice that follows.
I would sacrifice comfort, fingers, bones and blood as if it were oil to the altar of salvation
I would give in to visceral pleasure at each opportunity
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happy bday cameron btw
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trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck
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Bruh vampires will Never hurt you. Dude I promise
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sorry i moaned when u showed me ur fangs
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yea actually
in some aspects vampires are comparable to cats
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hey it’s okay. maybe you’ll feel better if you imagine your OCs in fucked up situations
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i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs
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Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive
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