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the changes I've been noticing in food on top of inflation...the worsening of textures...smaller packaging...the loss of flavor as companies reformulate with cheaper ingredients for the sake of profit
#they changed the bread in the toastie at Greggs and it’s actually put me off going there entirely#it feels like a higher sawdust content despite it all
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Dragon's Dogma 2 - Sphinx
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I’m moving to a new flat on Friday and packing everything is a bitch but I’m so fuckin excited to just live in more than one room
#there’s so much space and a balcony!!!#I’ve not had space to myself ever I’ve always lived with someone#and had one room to be exclusively my own#I’m 30 but it feels like I’m finally moving out properly you know#talkin
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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)
Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).
#hate time travel but the entire series of futurama#it’s final episode sets you up to restart from ep1 perfectly#I believe space dandy did the same thing
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Basically your bite is stronger than your fingers
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God Is Doing This Bullshit To Me Every Day
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AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel
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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.
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Oh! Super curious, but if you were a Pokemon Trainer what would your battle quotes be? Things like victory, defeat, your Pokemon landing a super effective hit, your Pokemon taking a super effective hit, Pokemon on low HP, Pokemon fainting, low HP victory, stuff like that?
It would start with me saying ‘can we not?’ and end with me on the floor unconscious. Win or loose
Everything in between is me crying
#imagine family guy death pose#I am a lover not a fighter#I would have a gengar tho emotional support ghost#talkin#sorry I’m so late with asks they always blindsight me#asks
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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me
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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!
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I don’t know what fuckin dungeon meshi is man but I keep seeing that guys junk
#talkin#trying to look at cat videos on my break get jumpscared by his hairy bulge#overcome with lust for the next hour highly inconvenient#I’ll watch when they finish the anime that’s the rule with me
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