You could've said "Demo banging out the tunes."

Animation of the day: Spy Stole The Precious Intelligence

This Tf2 parody of a Touhou song includes…

Soldier singing in Japanese

Soldier/Spy imagery

Demo playing the keyboard

…And more!

yo mama so dandylion she blew away into a million bits and gone forever

Well, how 'bout him coming out to the other's?

Kryten would suit him best. Well, here's a conversation between them:

"Kryten... I have something to tell you." said Rimmer, holding back his breath. Kryten saw it was something serious, so he didn't hesistate and replied: "What is it, sir? Are you il? Or prehaps something worse?". Rimmer couldn't hold it in any longer, so he splashed it out as fast as he could: "I'm gay!". Kryten sighed: "I'm happy it's nothing that can affect your health. And I'm glad you have enough confidence to tell me. Not everyone is as brave as you, sir." he smiled and continued: "And I can assure you that this is completely normal. Not everyone likes the opposite gender. Sometimes it just doesn't work.". He stood there for a moment, then added: "But how do we explain this to Lister? What if he'll hates me for it!?" but Kryten just shook his head and replied, "Sir, he is Bisexual. And do you know what is even better? He was once talking to me all only and only you, how cute you are when you are angry! Or how beautiful you are!". "Really?" gasped Rimmer and Kryten nodded.

After that, Kryten started asking him things like: why did the guys like him or how did he start. He was just intrigued, he had never met such a person, he had only heard of them.

Content: 𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗙!

Character: 𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥

Rimmer is homophobic gay. He always thought that loving women would make him at least a little perfect, even if he wasn't interested in women at all.

And Ms. Carter's reply? "Correct! She's a super hero for Bi's."

Being incredibly wrong about Wonder Woman to Lynda Carter. Impressive(derogatory).

im literally so obsessed with spock in a lesbian way like i Need to run errands with him

We did it, boys. We did it.

DYING to know what Paramount+ is implying by putting TOS in the Pride section.

This is the funniest TSP post I've ever seen. But like, I have been laughing at this for 5 minutes.

"Good mornin'- MOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?" I screamed from the top of my lungs, instead of my mother, I found a 19-year-old girl standing in the doorway. "Oh my goodness, you haven't changed? How is that?" she asked me in a very serious tone "The good thing is that I only differ from your father by 1 year. But your younger sister? Oh god. You don't want to see her". "Why? Can you only tell me where is she?" I questioned my mom, trembling from surprise and fear. My mom- Well, the girl looked me in the eyes and whispered: "Please don't get scared and go calm her down somehow. See you in the kitchen." I nodded, turned, and went up the stairs. When I reached the bathroom, all I heard was sobbing. "Hey, sis, how are-" instead of a young girl, a 49-year-old woman stood by the sink. I tried to get rid of my laughter and continued: "How are you feeling? Come on, you look totally fine!". "TOTALLY FINE!? TOTALLY FINE!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE SUDDENLY 49 YEAR OLD!?" she exclaimed, waking almost the entire village. "Sister, you should be glad that you're 49 years old! You could've had been worse!" I tried to calm her down but she didn't change at all. I ended it with these words: "Come on, Mom's waiting for you downstairs at the table. With your favorite omelette, you'll forget you're 49 years old! Trust me!"

Oops, the simulation messed up. Everybody has been re-aged to match the maturity of their inner person. This has made office life a little strange

"Please!" the child begged me "My father, he... He's evil! Please let me stay with you!". I was shocked. Hero of the city, everyone adores him, but his child? Strange. I gave her a peice of cake that I don't even remember when I baked it and I asked her: "What do you mean 'evil'? Does he hurt you?". The child nodded, showing me her hand, which she had been hiding all along. Scratches, bruises and even new wounds. This is really surprising. "He's terrible, worse than you. Just because you destroy a campaign that helps him doesn't mean you're evil. On the contrary, you are doing the right thing. He's a huge gold digger." she explained, almost whispering, nibbled on the cake, and continued: "He only fights for money, he doesn't care that several people die while he wants money with which he doesn't do anything.". All this is really remarkable. I already understand why he hates her; for she knows who he really is.

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

I continue to praise the amazing but little known artist on Tumblr.

Today we have @lasagoofs! They have one of the best cartoon art-styles!

Death, running at lightning speed, hissed at the man in a thunderous tone, "I've explained to you several times that you're immortal!" "BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER!?" the man shouted back, almost shaking the building. I was surprised in silent amazement. I've never seen such a thing in my life.

You can see everyone’s Deaths following them, arriving to offer their hands right as they die. Today, you saw something new; someone chasing after their Death, who is fleeing at a dead sprint.

has this been done

Content: 𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗙!

Character: 𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥

Rimmer is homophobic gay. He always thought that loving women would make him at least a little perfect, even if he wasn't interested in women at all.

"Damn bitch, you live like this?"

I just found out that in S2FM you can turn on the shadows in the lighting…

This is the future desktop wallpaper Also, my account was deactivated for no reason but everything is fine now.

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮'𝘀 style. I envy her taste, especially her hat, glorious. Give me her gender.

𝖲 𝖯 𝖤 𝖢 𝖨 𝖠 𝖫

𝐁 𝐎 𝐘

I wonder what type of movies he would make during this state.

How come I didn't know about this? It's so cool!

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