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gavinodooley · 6 years
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how was everyone’s tuesday?
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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I hate the way that a lot of gay men talk about women lmfao I really do
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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“omg you can’t play video games on easy mode!!”
listen if i wanted to struggle with some dumb task and fail a dozen times for bullshit reasons only to get some underwhelming reward once i finally get it right i would just live my actual life and not play video games smh
pls love urself
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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Geoff: I took the one chicken that mattered to me and fucked off
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Me: *cries*
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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SO APPARENTLY BOTW HAS A VERY ACTIVE MODDING COMMUNITY
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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underappreciated deer species
pudú
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pére david’s deer
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reeves’s muntjac
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javan rusa
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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michael jones, 2012: genuinely surprised and angry every time gavin finds a new way to fuck up
michael jones, 2016: annoyed but unsuprised like a disappointed dad
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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Artists don’t understand how much power they have. You could like, draw anybody’s fursona, and they will immediately owe you a life debt 
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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My favorite thing to hear at work is people who come in and are like “how… does this work? How do I adopt a cat??” Bc their last cat (maybe all their cats! Maybe they had a whole list) just Chose them.
Like the people who have never been cat people but a cat showed up in their life and decided to stay so they were like “ok. Guess I have this cat. I am responsible for this small furry monster”.
I love hearing this. Everything from “my daughter found this kitten in a dumpster but couldn’t keep it Bc she already had three so suddenly I had my first cat at age 54” to “I fed this cat for two years before it let me pet him. One winter it got real cold so I caught him and bright him inside and by the time it got warm he’d gotten used to it. Now he sleeps on my head. ”
Especially the people who care for ferals! They are not cuddly kitties! They are cautious and slow to trust and Maybe will warm up to The Human Who Brings Food but maybe not even then! These cats think humans are scary and mean (and probably we have been, to them) but these people show up every day to feed the cats and they bring them in to be spayed and they come by to borrow a trap when one of the cats starts limping so it can be brought in to the vet.
Just….sometimes people are good.
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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reasons to watch the puppy bowl
the referee is a rescue sloth
all players are rescue puppies
an African grey parrot live tweeted the entire game
a piano playing chicken performed this year’s national anthem
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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i love girls. theyre so sweet and kind they always have a painkiller or a chewing gum when u need one, they always give u a bite of whatever theyre eating, they hug u when ur cold, they hold ur hand so u dont get lost in the crowd. angels
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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If John Mulaney was a vine he’d be “road work ahead? UH YEAH. I sure hope it does!”
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gavinodooley · 6 years
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Goddang raven tap dancing on my roof
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