Wow I just watched the road house remake and like the writing didn’t strike me as very good but DAMN Jake gyllenhaal and the Irish guy were hot and kinda homoerotic

You know my dad said he was gonna be ugly but I think the ghoul guy is kinda fine, he’s giving me Mr X vibes

Woah I’m watching the fallout show and the suits the knights use are so… 😍😍😍

How do I apologize to Randal Monroe for accidentally sending the same what if email to him twice 😭😭

Man, I’m nearing the end of network effect and i am NOT excited to see some of this shit adapted in the TV show

Trying to finally compile the list of old men I wanna fuck but the amount is too vast so I’ve only been able to come up with five of the many

Rest in peace mercutio you would have LOVED lil nas x

FUCK I OPENED MY MAC JUST FOR THIS AND ITS NOT LETTING ME SUPER BOOP SOMEONE

Have to put three murderbot books in my bag since I’m almost done with five so I need to keep six in my bag and the dude I have a crush on is almost done with three so I have to have four ready on hand for once he’s done with it

The nurse was the best character in Romeo and Juliet but you guys aren’t ready for that conversation

Joel McHale is FIFTY TWO???????

(Yes this is about animal control)

Okay so like spoilers for around the halfway point of network effect (like page 140??)

So like, gray people that are assholes, and speak in a weird unidentified language, and smell like algae…

Martha wells is this a homestuck reference?????

MARTHA WELLS IS 50???????? I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN HER LATE 20S AT MOST…

Oh my god I just binge watched extraordinary season two and I really wanna fuck that old man

I saw merrily we roll along a few hours ago and Charlie and frank were SO TOTALLY FUCKING

Just finished my argumentative essay for my english class on why Odysseus and his men were fucking pray for my guys so I don’t get a D

I initially had mixed feelings about network effect but I’m on page 40 and it finally won me over because thinking of murderbot sticking its hand in one of its billion pockets and throwing like 5 drones at someone is so funny to me