all i want is for everyone to be happy forever and to kiss my boyfriend.

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

handsomb. handsome boy. my handsome boy.

i think the met gala theme should have been gay sex. but what do i know

I WANNA MAKE OUT W SOMEONE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Any time toads eat a worm they get this look like they immediately regret it

The masculine urge to become a mountain man. Only come off the mountain twice a year to get supplies. Farm and harvest and hunt and build everything else. Talk to myself constantly. Stop coming into town for a few years after the age of 76. The sheriff finally comes up to check on me and finds the door to my shack wide open and my skeletonized body lying in bed, tucked up under the covers. They all forgot my name so they just put ‘Mountain Man’ on my tombstone. Shack left to decay but I’m not quite done having fun. My ghost lures lost hikers in and makes them keep me company. They come off the mountain rambling about the crazy old man in the hand hewn log cabin with fire in his eyes and leaves on the floor. I was alone in life but I don’t want to be lonely in death.

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

I SEE YOU!!!! nerd .

sometimes i see my boyfriend just looking at me so so sweetly and. im so in love with him its crazy to be honest!!! also i love the way he smells. its half b-o but that’s part of the charm ❤️

my wonderful lovely boyfriend my sweet love who just happens to smell like shit but its fine i love it because i love him ❤️

RED FUCKING ALERT!!!! boyfriend head on shoulder!!!!!! RED FUCKING ALERT!!!!

i wanna lie on his stomach as he runs his fingers through my hair. i wanna just be with him in bed but not just in a sexual way. just existing on the same mattress. holding each other gently. kissing him whenever i want to. just Grabbing his face and smothering it with kisses.

I just went on a frankly excellent date! i did crash my bike, but that’s just a small detractor! My boyfriend and i biked about four miles together, and also we smooched when we took water breaks :)