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Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
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most desired apartments on Hermitcraft server
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Free worldbuilding idea:
Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.
“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”
“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”
“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”
“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”
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nah i think i’m gonna get into competitive showering.
y’all have fun though
what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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aaaaand now i'm live on twitch! https://twitch.tv/strangenesslive
consider the strange.boats streams before the regularly scheduled programming a kinda .. preshow i guess.
good afternoon tumblr :]
for those who do not know this about me already, i stream. i stream whatever i feel like. lately it's been a whole lot of half life and modded minecraft.
i've been looking for solutions to get out of the hellscape that is twitch.tv, but unfortunately it has such a chokehold on the livestream market that it is extremely difficult to escape. and so, to mitigate this, i have actually set up my own streaming platform. for now, only i can stream to it, but i may open it up in the future to whoever wants to.
the url is https://live.strange.boats. i'll go live there literally whenever with no set schedule. and, because it's my own platform, i get to do all sorts of crazy shit that would literally never fly on twitch. feel free to stop by whenever, i'll probably be live.
i'll still be keeping my usual schedule (mon, wed, sat @ 3pm est) over on twitch, but hopefully having an alternate platform will free me of some of the restrictions twitch imposes.
hope to see you all there o/
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good afternoon tumblr :]
for those who do not know this about me already, i stream. i stream whatever i feel like. lately it's been a whole lot of half life and modded minecraft.
i've been looking for solutions to get out of the hellscape that is twitch.tv, but unfortunately it has such a chokehold on the livestream market that it is extremely difficult to escape. and so, to mitigate this, i have actually set up my own streaming platform. for now, only i can stream to it, but i may open it up in the future to whoever wants to.
the url is https://live.strange.boats. i'll go live there literally whenever with no set schedule. and, because it's my own platform, i get to do all sorts of crazy shit that would literally never fly on twitch. feel free to stop by whenever, i'll probably be live.
i'll still be keeping my usual schedule (mon, wed, sat @ 3pm est) over on twitch, but hopefully having an alternate platform will free me of some of the restrictions twitch imposes.
hope to see you all there o/
strange
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i’m the president of a rocky horror shadowcast now. what
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